#they could never make me hate you Back To Earth special <33< /div>
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elizarivers · 6 months ago
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answering all these cause I’m bored 👍
1 - Coffee mugs
I’m
2 - Chocolate bar
3 - Bubble gum
4 - A good leader
5 - Soda bottles
6 - Tomboy?
7 - Earbuds
8 - Movies
9 - A certain sunscreen idk unless I smell it
10 - Mat ball (indoor kickball, if you hit the back wall you’d get a home run for yourself and everyone on the bases, I got lots of home runs 😫)
11 - Nothing or a protein bar
12 - what the fuck
13 - Keychain
14 - Warhead cubes
15 - Ultimatum (we had to choose a book to read so i chose that)
16 - man spread with one leg elevated
17 - white platform converse 👍
18 - Raining really hard, thunderstorm or blizzard
19 - on my side with my leg on a pillow or smth
20 - Notebook
21 - Journaling
22 - Chappell Roan
23 - Biting my nails I guess? Not very strange-
24 - Emerald
25 - Girl on Fire
26 - Hate warm weather, baking
27 - Freezing my ass off on walks (very therapeutic)
28 - Skinny, Wildflower, Kaleidoscope, 🤷‍♀️
29 - Talk to me
30 - Walking home from school in the winter
31 - This very low cut shirt and cargos 😔
32 - No clue
33 - “What the fart”
34 - Spotify fender ads
35 - 3 am
36 - I don’t know 😔
37 - Duffel bag
38 - Tea
39 - Lemon meringue pie
40 - A teacher was talking to a student (sexting) and then payed the student 10$ not to tell but she told and he got arrested lol
41 - My mom
42 - Jacket pockets
43 - Hoodie
44 - Something fruity or vanilla
45 - Sci-fi
46 - Bra and sweatpants
47 - Aged sharp cheddar
48 - I guess strawberry? (moots said that)
49 - “Life is too short, love is too long” - tlt iykyk
50 - When I had Lyme disease and my family was going to a water park and we walked there and saw a deer on the way and I asked if I could pet it and my mom said “No it has tics” and I said “So do I?!”
51 - School
52 - It changes but rn italicized times new roman
53 - Scarred up and I have a spider bite somehow but fine other than that
54 - My job taught me that I’m still just a kid 🤷‍♀️
55 - Don’t know any
56 - My (divorced) mom and dad always give each other gifts on the day they divorced..
57 - Being lazy, being ‘dumb’ and overcoming a lot of anxiety
58 - Singing, acting, writing and coffee making
59 - I don’t know 😭
60 - Never watched anime
61 - “Life is too short, love is too long”
62 - I don’t know
63 - Pink Pony Club, Hot to go, Good Luck Babe, anything Chappell tbh
64 - Unblocked games 76 iykyk 😫
65 - Two on my hands, three on a calf, a lot tbh.
66 - Roses
67 - My favorite pen
68 - Black licorice
69 - the average human has 7 pounds of poop
70 - both
71 - Polka dots or stripes, they piss me off man..
72 - Math
73 - Grapes and cheese
74 - Solid 7, I won’t complain unless I can’t bear it
75 - 4
76 - Au gratin
77 - Cactus
78 - Coffee
79 - School id
80 - Earth tones
81 - Fireflies
82 - PC
83 - Writing
84 - Barbie
85 - Podcast
86 - Cookies
87 - Reject
88 - Have friends
89 - My little sister
90 - Found 20$ on the ground
91 - Bags
92 - Lamps, NEVER THE BIG LIGHT
93 - I want people to come up with their own for me, it feels more special that way
94 - Winter
95 - Safari
96 - It’s just grey 😔
97 - 7
98 - The 1900s 🤷‍♀️
weird asks that say a lot
in
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
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r7leee · 2 years ago
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hiii :3 could i request a hobie brown x fem!spider!reader??
okay so do whatever you want with this, go free-for-all
you're on a solo mission, fighting the villain really well. hobie suddenly waltzes through a portal to where you're fighting trying to sneak up on you, but gets caught off guard mesmerized by the way you fight. his mind comes back to earth and he swings from behind to around you, as you scold him for following on a solo mission. you two end up fighting together successfully and maybe have a small make-out session after when miguel interrupts and has to drag hobie away from you.
anyway have a nice day!!! -🍰 anon
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AAAAA THIS IS SO CUTE CAKE ANON TYSM FOR THE REQUEST <33 also sorry if this is kind of short lmao 😭
pairing: hobie brown x fem!spider!reader
summary: the above request ^^
warnings: mentions of minor injury, making out, suggestive themes at the end (no direct smut tho)
word count: 911, should take about seven minutes to read
listen to: blitzkrieg bop by ramones
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IT WAS SUPPOSED to just be a normal day for you. after having a long week of spider duties, you wanted nothing more than to just sit back and watch your favorite shows all day. but, of course being spider-woman is never that easy.
just as you got yourself comfortable, you heard your watch go off on the coffee table. groaning, you picked it up and saw that there was an anomaly in your universe; nothing too bad.
so, after switching on the news and seeing where the anomaly was, you got your classic suit on, put on your web slingers, and showed up, prepared to fight.
people were running away or ducking behind benches as the villain lashed out. he was your typical bad-guy: black outfit, no real special powers. just daggers and some good parkour skills.
without another word, you swung in, going to tie the villain up with web. unbeknownst to you, however, your boyfriend, hobie, caught news of the attack.
he tended to be overprotective and hated to see his girl hurt, even knowing that it was a part of being spider-woman. so, to hopefully prevent that, he decided to come in and help you fight.
opening up a portal, he swung into your universe, right near the scene of crime. he landed on a nearby rooftop as he watched you fight.
his eyes widened. it was like all of a sudden he couldn’t move. he was lost in your trance.
he shook out of it after a little while, remembering why he even came in the first place. he swung down near you.
in the corner of your eye, you saw him, spider-punk suit and all. you snapped your head to the side. you sighed heavily. “hobie! what are you doing here?” you scolded him.
“helpin’ out, s’all,” he yelled out to you, using his webs to knock the anomaly unconscious. you rolled your eyes underneath your mask. “see, wasn’ tha’ bad, was it?” hobie said, brushing off his hands.
“ya, ya, i guess. this was supposed to be a solo mission, though. i could have handled it by myself.”
“so you don’ wanna see me? i’m hurt,” he said dramatically, clutching his chest. you laughed.
“i never said that! i just don’t want you to get in trouble,” you countered.
“nothin’ bad’s gonna happen, i swear,” he said, holding up his hands.
“alright, if you say so.” hobie nodded as he did a “come here” motion, beckoning you to follow him as he swung on a rooftop. you, of course, followed.
he opened a portal to the spider hq, saying something about maybe getting some food. you accepted and walked into the portal, him on your tail.
before getting any food, however, you decided you needed to go to the bathroom to freshen yourself up. he nodded in reply as you left to go in.
as you went in, you quickly realized there was nobody there, to your relief. walking to the sink, you removed your mask. thankfully, you really didn’t get hurt at all during the fight; there were only a few, very small scrapes on your face. your hair frizzed up from your mask, though.
you turned on the water and used it to flatten out some of the frizz and stop the bleeding. hobie must’ve noticed that nobody else was in there at that point, because nobody was coming out.
so, he walked in, prepared to walk out of that wasn’t the case. but, as he walked in, he saw you and only you. again, you saw him in the corner of your eye, snapping your head to the side to see him. you just chuckled and rolled your eyes playfully. “missed me?”
“a li’l,” he replied, slipping behind you to wrap his arms around your waist. his figure towered over you, something he always liked. what could he say, you were just so short.
you eventually finished cleaning up, turning around in his arms to face him. you wrapped your arms around him. “i appreciate you breaking the rules. so you could see me, y’know.”
he hummed in response. you looked up to meet his eyes. and in that exact moment, you were both thinking the same thing.
without another second, hobie leaned down and pressed his lips to yours. the kiss started short and sweet, but after a little bit, got more intense.
he helped you onto the counter to boost your height a little bit, and kissed you again. his hands slid from your sides to your waist, holding you close as yours got lost in his wicks.
there was no sign of you stopping…until a sound from the doorway pulled you apart. hobie turned to look who it was, and weirdly enough, it was miguel. “hobart, i swear to god, you-“ he quickly cut himself off as he saw you two, a string of saliva keeping you connected. “okay, ew,” he shut his eyes. “you clean that up, then we can talk.”
hobie signed and obliged, turning on the sink and wiping his mouth off with the sink. you glanced at him, and you mad eye contact, giggling slightly. “this is serious!” miguel yelled, causing you to roll your eyes and hobie to do a “he’s crazy” motion next to his head.
“i’ll see you la’er, alright?” you nodded, and he gave you one final peck on the cheek before leaving. maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.
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achoonihaachu · 3 years ago
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Hi! Can I request a fic where F!Mc was brought into the exchange programme at the age of 11-13 the brothers loved her (platonic) and cared deeply about her but then the exchange programme comes to an end and F!Mc goes back to the human world but then around 5/6 years later the brothers go to the human world and they see F!Mc but this time she was around 17 and they all got quiet emotional and they were all proud of how much she had grown?
You doing have to do this if you don’t feel comfortable! 😅
See U Later
a/n: it's been a while >_< school has literally been so rough and i'm pretty sure my soul's 45% up the stairs of heaven by now. anyways! i've had this request sitting in my messages for a little while and i've found it to be such an interesting storyline so i couldn't help myself soooo i decided to make it into a series! :>> it'll be a lot shorter than my god must hate me series but i hope you still enjoy :D i missed writing so this was nice ilya <33 (ALSO PLEASE SHOW LUKE'S VA ALL THE LOVE WHEN THE SONG AND THE AUDIO DRAMA DROP!!) (i wasn't able to do this for dia and barb so im starting now >:(()
warnings: none as of this part!, oh and not proof read (again)
pairings: ALL THE SHIPS IN THIS FIC ARE PLATONIC! the boys are all brotherly (even fatherly at some points lmao)
“Do you promise to visit?”
“We’ll never be too far, sweetheart.”
Figures out of focus dance around in your memories; Shadows– mere wisps of the essence of someone you used to hold dear in your heart. They plague every dream and soothe every nightmare but you could never make out a face.
Seven faces you used to caress in hopes of burning the very image of them into your mind. You’d memorize every curve and sharp angle on their faces, every curl in their hair, every crinkle by their eyes when they smiled. It’s a shame, really.
They were your hearth and home.
The locket around your neck was the only thing you had left of them, whoever they were. It felt like they were merely just a part of a grand fever dream you desperately tried revisiting every single night..
It started 6 years ago.
A tall building was lit up by corridor torches that each held an ethereal fire. The night sky seemed painted on; the stars gleamed silently, their light peering down on the people below curiously. You’d expect silence yet the buzz of demonic cicadas filled the otherwise dead quiet of the night. These stars were special, for they gleamed white one moment, then blood red the next. An enchanting sight, it looked like a scene you’d rip straight out of a fairytale. Every column lit the walls up, shadows of people that weren’t there painted in contrast to the old cobblestone, they told of the tales that have long occurred since. Rumors went that if you stayed in the gardens at the Devil’s Hour, you’d be lulled into a sense of peace so otherworldly, you’d be turned to stone by day break.
Of course, no one but the younglings believed such a tale. Why, in the land of the demonic, would you believe something so silly?
The otherwise peaceful building shook as hushed figures held their late meeting in one of the many, many offices.
It was an awkward meeting; the crowned demon Prince had plans. Great plans, honestly. He was to bring in a human to live in their realm for a year. To solidify relations between the three realms— it was quite ironic to see that the one regarded as the highest form of evil personified, was also the one to suggest something so… kind.
Diavolo was used to pushing the boundaries, though.
Now, you see, he was supposed to find an older exchange student but for some reason, paperwork got mixed up, his contacts were an absolute mess on Earth, scrambling around to collect as much information on eligible exchange students but nothing went his way and now, he was stuck in a three-hour argument with Lucifer about the fact that the originally 19-year-old exchange student had been replaced with a 12-year-old child.
In truth, the issue wasn’t difficult to remedy; He could’ve postponed the exchange program by a week or two, he could’ve found a new human to bring down to the Devildom… had he not found out that you were an orphan.
Your profile was bleak and contained but a single page that could be summarized in about 7 sentences. Your parents left you on the doorstep of a church, a note attached to your tiny bonnet that basically said that your young mother was not yet ready to take care of a child and your father was still in school. They left you in a small wicker basket and you’d been a child in the foster system since.
You were nothing short of a troublemaker. An angel in the light, sure, but your shadow had little devil horns. You never meant any harm, obviously, but you were deemed the “handful” and you were passed around on an almost monthly basis. House after house, family after family, their faces blurred and blended and they soon all just became familiar strangers when they got fed up.
You had nothing to your name, you lived for the day but there was something about you– perhaps it was the defiant light that shone in your eyes, perhaps it was the simple fact that Diavolo wanted to give you a taste of love–
He couldn’t stand in the sidelines when your file fell on his desk.
After bargaining with the devil himself, Diavolo and Lucifer finally came to an agreement. You had 1 year in the Devildom. No more, no less. The fallen Morningstar was sure that you’d be nothing but another mess he had to clean up after and he didn’t want to deal with you for longer than he had to.
If it isn’t obvious, he’s a man who loves to talk big and act like if not obeyed, the world would be obliterated with a single flick of his wrist. When you peel back the layers of faux intimidation though, he’s more like a clingy little house cat who adores his family.
That fateful night was like every other night; Your foster parents at the time hugged you and patted your back, albeit a tad forced and pretentiously, before they made you march off to your room by the back of the house. Your pajamas were worn out old things; you donned on a once nice pair of blue and white striped bottoms, what once was silky smooth had small tears and the stitching was stretched out due to years of usage. Your top was a ratty old baseball tee, there were stains of unidentifiable condiments at the bottom but you never complained.
You were just glad that they still fit after 4 years.
The night swallowed your tiny room whole, leaving no corner or spot lit up and for some strange reason, you couldn’t fall asleep. Your heart beat wildly against your ribcage as you felt the room grow smaller and smaller and smaller.
You screwed your eyes shut tight, your knuckles ghostly white as you fisted the thin blanket that covered your body.
“Little one… Breathe.”
Fear, anxiety, absolute dread filled you to the brim, your eyes watering with tears like salty sea brine and you held your breath. A beat passes, then two, then your body is lifted ever so casually. You couldn’t remember a time before then when you felt comfort so pure; In the arms of… someone… A blank slate of a face that was being drawn in with watercolor of the highest quality as each feature is touched by a magnificent light. He coddles you in your flimsy blanket as he walks through an arched doorway.
He looked so pretty.
Dual colored hair, an ombre of black to green and a calm smile that made you feel secure. You crack an eye open wider, your hands still balled up in defense as you look around secretly. Who was this man and where did he take you? A gloved hand holds you from under your knees while another hand gently holds you by the small of your back. You felt like a newborn— so delicately held.
His eyes were like sharp emeralds; they held a power beyond your own comprehension. They fluttered close every so often but upon closer inspection, he looked to have small dark circles under his pretty gem-like eyes. He was tired.
His eyes dart down to stare at your petite frame and before you could even react, you two make eye contact. It was too late to go back to pretending. He stops walking for a moment, standing in the middle of an open, well-lit corridor.
“I see that you’re finally awake, Miss.”
You slowly blink and look up at him— he was mighty pretty. A strong jaw, sharp features and cat-like eyes. Was he your guardian angel? This all is definitely just some sort of stupid dream, right?
“Who are you?” Your voice was hoarse, crying has never been your favorite activity. You coughed awkwardly into your blanket before you eyed him ,”Why did you bring me here?”
The strange man simply smiled and shook his head, “I’m afraid I’m not the one you must ask this question to. I am just here to take you to my Master.”
You nod and squirm a little against his chest. “I’d much rather meet him on my feet than in your arms.”
He shot you a serene smile before crouching down to let you place your feet on the speckless marble floor. Squinting, you glare at the bright light fixture before waddling off after the primly dressed man.
You found yourself winding through corridors and ancient looking hallways, it looked like that one school in the popular teen novel series that revolved around wizards and witches. You shiver as your feet beat against the flooring, you knew you should’ve worn socks to bed. Not to worry though, you’d wake up from your dream soon enough.
A door or two later, the stranger stops in front of a gorgeous double doorway, the wood had etchings in a language you had no understanding of and the handle seemed to have been made from pure gold. His fist raps against the door, the sound crisp yet gentle, before he reaches for the handle and twists it.
“If you ever need me, I’ll be around to aid you in your journey here.”
He pushes the door open and motions for you to walk in. The air in the room was different, previously humid like dewy petrichor now felt like soft, newly pressed linen on your nose. It was fresh and invigorating but the shift in the air wasn’t what had you stopping mid-step through the door.
Your small toes curl as the marble flooring is replaced with plush carpet. From where you stood, you got a good look of the space and to your left there was a platform, a small rise in the flooring more like, and on it were seven throne-like chairs lined up side by side. Banners hung from the roof with intricate paintings detailing different creatures and you couldn’t help but gawk. Too caught up in marveling, you fail to notice the small group stood a little ways beyond the chairs.
“Welcome to the Devildom!”
The voice was loud, bellowing yet in some ways held this charisma that had you tense up in anticipation. Your eyes dart towards the source of the noise and they grow wide at the sight of a man in all red, posed in a way a politician would stand for photo ops. Hands raised high, palms facing outwards with a bright, confident smile plastered on his face.
Stood behind the loud redhead were a group of 5 other males.
Introductions were exchanged, obviously, and that was when you realized that this was, in fact, not a dream. You were told that the man who brought you here was Barbatos, the Devil Prince’s butler. You timidly shook hands with Lord Diavolo, the aforementioned Prince of all Hell, and for a moment, you cowered in fear as Lucifer eyed you down.
Lucifer Morningstar, what an aura he held.
When you stare at him, you’re reminded of your current foster father. You purse your lips as you recall how he managed the house with an iron fist and how he’d always smell of coffee and your backyard garden. The man that stood before you was kind of scary but you couldn’t even focus on his intimidation.
You had just been taken from your foster home. By a bunch of strange… creatures.
A part of you felt that it would only be logical to start crying and screaming, demanding that they take you back home, but as they introduced themselves one by one, you couldn’t help but feel intrigued. Their names were a little heavy on the tongue, perhaps it was the fact that it sounded like you were reciting an incantation when you mentioned them, but your head spun when you were told that the 5 brothers were still incomplete.
The eldest of the Avatars told you that you were only to stay with them for a year for a program they had implemented.
You had a small scowl on your lips for a moment and Diavolo, being ever the keen one, noted how you’d nod and furrow your brows whenever Lucifer asked you to recite their names one by one to ensure that you could remember.
You’d glance at them slowly and say back what they told you. Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub. Five out of the seven. A miniscule part of you was already upset that you’d have to forget them one day… You were only there for their own little experiment.
You put your feelings aside and blinked up at the Prince,
“I like your coat.”
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faerienextdoor · 4 years ago
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general relationship hcs with (some) pastas
Fair warning, I'm using and hinting at mine and my friends’ writing for these creeps :) enjoy  also as soon as i figure out how to open an ask box, I’ll be accepting requests
Brian:
- oh where to start with this absolute himbo
- he melts around you. like he's your bitch, and you're his.
- he's the type of boyfriend that takes you out in the snow and shoves a handful down the back of your jacket, and laughs until you shove snow in his face
- it is snow war
- it ends with you cuddling him, wrapped in a blanket and content in front of the burning fire he got started just for you <3
- but he also has some weird... habits.
- drinks pickle juice.
- gets his hand stuck in the jar.
- looks at you like 🥺 until you sigh and help him. for the fifteenth time.
- he can cook some basic breakfast foods, and happily breaks out a cookbook to prepare you something as a surprise or to learn something with you!!
- baking with him would be a mess. he forgets flour goes everywhere and now you both look like you took a bath in cocaine
- but the cupcakes are mediocre at best. they aren't absolute garbage, so... cupcake points!
- he worries about how hoodie treats you. he doesn't remember anything when he regains control, but you've reassured him hoodie is just fine.
- and he is
(hoodie)
- hoodie is like a rottweiler or a doberman.
- protective. intimidating. energetic.
- but also a giant fucking baby.
- this large ass man lumbers over and drops to his knees. places his chin on your lap and stares at you from the fabric of his mask until you stop what you're doing and stroke his head awkwardly
- you could swear he does those happy grumbled a rottie does.
- hoodie is silent but shows he loves you just as much as brian does. He strokes your hair silently, even places a kiss to the crown of your head as you sink into his beefy arms.
- he smells nice too. surprisingly.
- but that raises the question: if hoodie showers, does he shower with that damn thing on?
- you won't get an answer if you were to ask.
- brian introduces you to his grandma julia. and she dotes on you.
- the immortal old lady remarks that you’re the best s/o brian has brought to her yet.
Tim:
- a lumberjack man with biceps like a fucking tree trunk
- how'd you land him? give me your secrets (/j)
- he's such a love bug. a tired stressed love bug.
- he finds /every/ excuse to have physical contact with you. it's like a little touch from you reassures him that you're real. you're like a dream to him.
- he's the best for cuddles. He holds you to his chest
- and you get special access to his moobs
- and he gently strokes your head, traces shapes into your back, etc. it's a special intimate moment each time.
- my man's is italian-american but can't cook to save his fucken life
- he always gets your favorite microwave meals though!! he never forgets.
- not feeling good? dw baby he's making it for you <33 shitty low tier bean and cheese burrito coming up
- slowly he learns the basics and surprises you with lunch or even dinner if you're lucky!!
- he loves you so much. and wants you to feel it and know it. all the time.
(masky)
- god where to start with this bitch
- he's not jeff levels of bad ofc, but he's silent and... weird. creepy, some may say. he doesn't mean to be.
- and he's a hard ass. far more strict than tim.
- he follows you around like a giant fucken puppy and will spook you by grabbing you abruptly and holding you tightly
- you can't escape him. he really utilizes his physical strength
- he loves lifting you up and just... holding you. or carrying you off.
- protective and overbearing.
- but tim keeps him under control.
(angst)
- he wouldn't want to lose you like he lost his last wife.
- you find pictures of a woman laying around and a small girl that bears a striking resemblance to her and tim.
- tim goes quiet and questioned but eventually caves and tells you about his family
- or what he used to have
- his wife died and his daughter disappeared.
- it broke him and you're all he has left now
- constantly needs your affection in return to his own
- pls love him
jeff:
- why the fuck would you date him
- he's the absolute worst in so many aspects. But he genuinely tries for you.
- even if his gifts are shitty, it's nice to know he thoughts of you, right? even if it's a half dead flower or a rib torn from a deer caraccas.
- but you get the butt end of his shithead antics. ranch bath, specifically. he smelt like spoiled milk for a week after and you had to cuddle that fucker.
- and don't get me started on mayo bath
- but he still loves finding himself in your arms. or finding you in his. he's demanding affection wise, and will yank you into him for some cuddles. whether you like it or not.
- he isn't one for a lot of pet names, but calls you curse words or "sweetheart" in polish.
- and you get to see the side of him that only shows when he breaks down.
(bit of angst)
- he misses his family and the life he used to have. he'll reminisce what it was like in poland with his mom and family with you, and you sometimes swear you can see his brown eyes gloss over at the memory of her.
- he never talks about his dad, you've noticed.
- don't ask.
- he brushes off heavy conversations with some dumb quip ("wanna see my renegade?")
- he sucks at cooking. god awful at it. but he really tries for you. manages a bowl of oat meal that's edible.
- but he overloads it with sugar and for some reason, salt.
- he's confused. he thinks that's normal (it isn't)
- his idea of a date is napping with you. or rather, forcing you into nap time.
- I mean it when I say this man is strong in a weird fucken way. latches onto you with that iron grip and you won't be able to leave for at least a few hours.
jane:
- ethereal wlw woman.
- could break you with her heels. or a flutter of what eyelashes she has.
- you're lucky to have her, and she's just as lucky to have you!
- she's sweet and charming. very smooth and takes good care of you.
- her love language is a mix of physical touch and acts of service.
- she'll cuddle you all night, and then make you breakfast in the morning.
- she loves showering with you when she's comfy enough around you! it's super intimate and she washes your hair.
- massages the soap into your hair, suds spilling down your neck and back as her fingers scrub circles into your scalp.
- it's heaven on earth. such a domestic life.
- it'll take a while for her to settle enough in the relationship for you to see her without her mask
- you make her feel so loved and wanted
- secure, even.
- she's protective but not controlling or overbearing. shes that type of girlfriend that's just a worrywart and relaxes as soon as you're curled up in her arms. you fit there perfectly, too. like you belong there.
- which you do. at least in her mind
- she has such a gentle touch and hold on you. like she's afraid you'll combust in her arms if she holds you too tightly.
- she loves stroking your hair and having you nap
- using her tiddies as a pillow 👌
(angst)
- she needs affirmation from you when it comes to her scars.
- she thinks that jeff ruined her. permanently marking her once spotless body.
- and she thinks you'll hate her or find her disgusting.
- that's why she freezes if/when you gently slip off her mask.
- she stares at you with those teary green eyes. then leans in and kisses you
- you make all of her worries disappear.
- she's also financially comfortable, but not really rich (on that topic: eat the rich)
- she spoils you every chance she gets. gifts, a nice dinner date, you name it
- she almost spoils you as much as she does her cat Emory
- little shit has the sparkliest fucken collar and acts like he's the shit
- he's your fur baby too now
Helen:
- oh my god this disaster of an art boi
- he's convinced he's the luckiest man in the world (and he might as well be!!)
- he obviously wouldn't have been the one to confess. but it was really obvious by how he painted and drew you constantly, that some feeling for you was lodged into his beating heart.
- he treats you like the finest china. with the most care a man can manage.
- he's the definition of clingy and affectionate from the very start.
- he curls around your sleeping form perfectly when y'all cuddle.
- his hand dances in your hair, soothing you into a dreamless sleep each night without fail.
- he has a magic touch and a gentle voice.
- and he cherishes you so fucken much. (like a simp /j)
- he shies away from kisses at first, but will hold your hand and melts if you hold his face in them!!!
- he's greek, and often speaks sweet things to you in it. he's so comfortable around you that he speaks in his native language to you. that's an accomplishment.
- he loves when you baby him. helen loves being cradled and loved.
- taking a nap with his head on your chest also hits different. he's so in love with you
(angst)
- he's afraid of losing you. who wouldn't be? you're amazing and you love /him/ of all people
- he thinks very negatively of himself. please scold him for self deprecating.
- he always worries he'll wake up and you'll be gone.
- so he holds you extra close at night. and follows you around when you leave for any reason. Trails behind you like a lost puppy in need of a gentle kiss.
- which, is what he essentially is
- and also: pls steal his sweater and wear it. he'll cry over how cute you are.
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stardustedangel · 4 years ago
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Not So Secret Santa
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❅ day 11 of 12 days of steve ❅
word count: 703
summary: a not so secret santa has been leaving you gifts all of december and a special gift has you confronting him
warnings: fluff
authors note: pleaseeee enjoy muah <33 ; do not repost my work
*gif does not belong to me*
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You looked around the hall outside your room trying to see if you could spot a special someone leaving from the direction of your room. You woke up to the sound of a knock that you became accustomed to over the month and opened it to see a gift set on the floor. You picked up the gift and returned to your room, sitting on the bed to see the box’s contents.
The presents started on the first day of December. You found the first one in the compound’s gym when you were going about your scheduled day. The first gift has been a snow globe, one that you placed with the small collection you’ve accumulated. The next was a recipe book filled with your favorite desserts that you loved to make. The gifts kept continuing and only became more meaningful as time went on. Obviously, it was one of your team members, and you had narrowed it down to Steve.
Steve. The man you’ve had your eye on the minute you stepped foot into the compound to do analytical work. You used to stumble over your words when speaking to him, nervous that you would embarrass yourself, but the more you two talked the more that you relaxed around him and felt like yourself. There was never a passing moment in which Steve didn’t make you feel like the most special person that’s walked the face of the earth and you hoped you made him feel something similar.
When you had asked Steve if it was him who was gifting you he waved you off dismissively, but he couldn’t fill you. You knew it was him, but you decided to let him have his fun and go about being your special, secret Santa.
You unwrapped the white bow and ripped the golden wrapping paper until a small, white box appeared. Your eyebrows rose in curiosity as you opened the box. When you saw what was in the box you audibly gasped and froze in place. You couldn’t believe he got you this. How did he know you wanted this? You picked up the necklace and inspected it in awe.
It was a simple silver chain with a small diamond pendant strung on it. You’d been looking at the necklace for months trying to come up with a way that you could buy it without feeling guilty for spending money on yourself. You mentioned it to Steve in passing a few months ago when he asked what you were looking at on your laptop. Your heart fluttered at him remembering something as simple as this that you told him months prior. You kept the necklace in your grasp and went out your bedroom door trying to find Steve.
You found Steve in the kitchen sitting on a stool and drinking a steaming cup of coffee. His eyes brightened when they saw you and he opened his mouth to speak before you cut him off, standing beside the man who faced you in his stool.
“You bought me this, why,” you held the necklace up to him. You think you knew the reason why, but you didn’t want to assume anything.
“I-well, doll,” Steve sighed out and rubbed the back of his neck, “How’d you know,” he sighed defeated.
You dropped your hand, “I always knew it was you, Stevie. Why’d you get me this,” you asked out softly.
“You’ve been wanting it, but hated buying yourself things. So I got it for you.”
“What about all the other gifts?”
Steve looked at you with a soft look that you couldn’t mistake for anything less than love. He grabbed your hand and rubbed his thumb over your knuckles. He looked so nervous at what he was doing, so you squeezed his hand back.
“I think you know why.”
You nodded your head and leaned forward to press a soft kiss onto Steve’s cheek. You felt his cheek lift into a smile and looked at him to see a bright smile and his blue eyes sparkling. He felt relief flow through him at the reciprocated feelings and squeezed your hand in excitement, eliciting a giggle from you.
“I sure do, and I feel the same.”
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s4ijoh · 4 years ago
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heaven is a place on earth. atsumu miya
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ATSUMU MIYA X GN! READER
GENRE: domestic; slice of life; just a comfort piece
WORD COUNT: 1.6k+
WARNINGS: established relationship; mentions of stress; atsumu is a tease (yes, it deserves a warning), + heavy imagery, i enjoy setting the mood
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coming home to atsumu after an exhausting day…
you are greeted with a welcoming warmth engulfing your body once you step into atsumu’s apartment. it is rather quiet inside, other than the static buzzing noise coming from the living room at the end of the corridor - you remember atsumu complaining about how the television signal gets worse on days like this.
the homely environment felt inside the dimly lit apartment instantly comforts you, providing you with a shelter from the hostile weather outside. the orange lighting creates a cozy atmosphere in stark contrast to grey sky outdoors, covered in a thick layer of clouds - a prevailing threat that it should start to rain at any moment.
while kicking off your shoes, after you’re done getting rid of the layers of clothing that were weighing on your body, you wonder if you should accept, at last, atsumu’s offer to move in with him. despite the fact that this place was not your actual house, it sure did feel like coming home whenever you walked in. it was, indeed, your safe haven, not only from the weather outside but from the world. as soon as you set a foot inside this place, all your concerns seem to be washed away.
you figured it must have been the weather to further instigate your current bad mood but you can’t put aside the thought that today, everything seems to be working against you and there is nothing more you crave than to sit in the comfort of atsumu’s presence and forget all about the trivial things plaguing your mind.
oddly enough, you are not greeted with his familiar face peeking through the door of the living room, his lips stretching into a beamy smile as he excitedly yells your name upon seeing you, as it is usual. however, although your boyfriend is nowhere to be seen, his presence is felt throughout the whole apartment.
the place is charged with traces of him - from the sweet but manly scent of his perfume lingering faintly in the air, to his keys with the small pendant you bought tossed carelessly next to a framed picture of the two of you, on top of the entry table as well as osamu’s coat that atsumu never returned because he claimed it suited him better anyway, hung on the doorknob of his room.
it is also hard not to notice the different pairs of slippers scattered along the wooden floor of the entry hall however, you have grown so familiar with the sight that you would have paid no mind to it if it weren’t for you tripping over one of the long forgotten pairs of fuzzy slippers. what otherwise would have looked like slouchiness only made the place feel more inviting. you have grown acquainted with the chaos, learned to embrace even, it’s familiarity never failed to put you at ease - in the end, everything was just on it’s right place.
atsumu is clumsier than he looks. he whined about how every new set of slippers he bought would go missing within a week, only for him to purchase a new set and for you to find the previous lost pair somewhere under a piece of furniture which resulted in the eclectic collection of slippers he owns to this day. 
walking across the hall, you come to a halt once you reach the living room, waiting for a frowning atsumu to notice you leaning against the doorway whilst he presses on the buttons of the tv remote in a frenzy on yet another hopeless attempt to get the television to miraculously start working - the “no signal” alert on the screen won’t disappear no matter how many times or how rough he hits the buttons on the remote, you have been over this many times with him.
“you never know” he would answer adamantly, with his brows raised in mock defiance. how naive, desperate times require desperate measures, you suppose.
a small giggle erupts from your chest capturing atsumu’s attention, his head snapping in your direction as his lips almost instantly stretch into bright smile - it was his body’s intuitive reaction whenever he laid eyes on you. atsumu calls out for you, dragging on the last syllable of your name in enthusiasm and you can’t help the grin, albeit weak, that crawls its way up to your lips. he could always steal a smile from you, no matter how tired you were.
upon noticing the clear exhaustion on your features, his broad smile morphs into a sympathetic pout as he tosses the remote on the cushions next to him, stretching his arms wide open for you, inviting you in with a quiet “get over here”
you drag yourself to the the checkered sofa where atsumu is sitting, awaiting you, to gladly accept his offer. and just like magnetic attraction, your body falls limp into his embrace, finding solace in his arms as you slump down on his lap with a relieved sob.
atsumu is left to deal with the dead weight of your body on top of him yet instead of complaining, he embraces you just tight enough to earn a quiet squeal from you, your head lifting itself from it’s comfortable spot snuggled against the warm skin of his neck only for you to shoot him a glare.
“where’s my kiss” atsumu taps his lips twice with his index finger to which you bend your head down to comply with his request.
honestly, how could you have forgotten. exhaustion really must have got the best of you because there was nothing more you had craved throughout the whole day than to feel his lips against yours, you could really use a kiss or two - or maybe a few - right now. however, you barely have the chance to connect your lips with his before atsumu is pinching your nose, prompting you to withdraw.
“your lips are freezing cold!” he whines in response to the inquisitive look on your face, his eyes wide in a rather theatrical manner. your boyfriend’s melodramatic behaviour has you rolling your eyes back in annoyance before you lean back in only for atsumu to cover your mouth with the palm of him hand.
“needy are we? rough day, pretty girl?” he teases with a taunting grin plastered on that frustratingly pretty face of his.
“go to hell, atsumu. just kiss me already” if only you weren’t this tired and atsumu wasn’t looking this tempting, maybe you could’ve kept the frustration from overflowing for you knew how he would pick on your helplessness only to keep teasing you and test the effect he had on you. and, you hate to admit that you have no restraint when it comes to him but, truth is, there is not much you can endure until you give in to atsumu and he manages to get you right where he wants you - you were always so pliant on his hands, he found it endearing to say the least.
trying your luck yet again, you hesitantly brush your lips against his, looking up at him through your lashes. you move carefully, almost as if you’re lurking on a prey, keeping a close watch on his face as you knew all it took was a false step for him to get away.
“you didn’t answer me” and just like that he pulls away from you, his voice cutting through the silence and ruining the mood, much to your dismay.
“yes, i had a rough day and you’re not making it any better, ‘tsumu” you spit the words out, although you reckon your tone was sorta harsh you are fuming at this point. on days like this, where it almost feels like it is your body’s basic need to feel him close to you, there is nothing you wouldn’t do for a kiss of his and he truly wasn’t helping you feel any better. two could play this game but you don’t even have the strength to put up a fight and taunt him back, wishing he would just give in to you as easily as you give in to him.
“so eager, i must be one hell of a kisser” he whispers against your lips. atsumu is having too much fun playing this little game of cat and mouse, repeatedly dodging your every move as you chase after his lips. if you didn't know any better, you would almost say it was taking every fiber on his being to hold himself back by the way he is ogling your lips.
“tell me, baby, do you want to feel my lips against yours that bad, hm?”
“yes, can you kiss me now?” your straightforwardness catches him off guard, earning a chuckle from your boyfriend as he tilts his head to kiss you on the cheek, dropping the act at last.
“no need to be mad, baby, patient girls get whatever they want” he grabs your cheeks, squishing them together and proceeds to place a quick peck on your pout before he slumps back against the couch, resting his arms over the lenght of the back of the couch.
“come get your kiss” he says in defiance with a wicked smirk which has you narrowing your eyes.
you lean forward cautiously, trying to understand what is the catch here, though he doesn’t even flinch when you crawl your way to wrap your arms around his neck. it is when you let your guard down, wearing the smile of victory as you lean in for a kiss that atsumu dodges you once again but he doesnt even give you time to complain before he is gripping your waist and tugging you into his chest before he crashes his lips into yours.
oh and was it worth the wait. atsumu could take you to heaven and beyond with just a simple innocent kiss. you feel like you’re soaring the sky and now you never want to come back down to earth ever again. you could argue that he is not perfect but, despite all his flaws, atsumu is still a true angel in disguise.
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[a/n]: honestly i made atsumu’s character out to be messier than i imagine him to be but, i had this really cute picture in my head of a v v cozy house with lots of slippers scattered all over + had these flirty dialogue prompts written down & decided to put them together and thought atsumu fitted the role perfectly so yea!
this aint nothing special, just a good ol’ domestic au! but i hope you all enjoy what i have come up with after i’ve been neglecting writing for a whole month now <33
+ next batch is soulmate au! mattsun!!
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silence-burns · 5 years ago
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Please Hate Me //part 33
Fandom: Marvel 
Summary: Based on “Imagine having a love/hate relationship with Loki.” by @thefandomimagine​
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[Somewhere in a universe far, far away…] 
There was a soft brush of fabric on the polished floor that accompanied the approaching steps of leather shoes. Frigga stopped a little to Heimdall's left. 
"What do your golden eyes see, my friend?" 
"They see many things, my queen." 
Bifrost glimmered in the million colors under their feet. Lines and flashes passed faster than the human eye could see. The sword that was the key to every way, waited in Heimdall's hands.
"What do you see of my troubled sons?" 
"They are both learning through new experiences." 
Frigga sighed. "Which usually means they’ve gotten in even more trouble. Tell me, what is it this time?" 
Heimdall stood tall on the dais, the armor forged in ancient times by the hands of legends half forgotten by time still impeccable. The worlds moved before his eyes, with no secrets hidden from the gaze of the All-Watcher. 
"They are faring well, my queen. Even Loki." 
"I had hoped that banishment to Earth would be a better choice than the dungeons." Frigga's hand clutched the gown over her heart. "What did he do this time?" 
A smile ghosted on the lips of the All-Watcher. "It appears that he's made friends. Quite close ones, I dare say." 
"Oh, dear," Freya repeated in a completely different tone. A wicked light played in her eyes. "Do tell, my friend." 
*
[The same universe, a little closer] 
Life in big cities bears a certain strain on everyone's minds. Despite what the newspapers, thirsty for anything and everything worthy and unworthy of filling the pages with, would like you to believe, life had always been difficult. 
Time is always lacking, and money is never enough, and no matter how much you strain your brain, it just sometimes happens that you might not remember about the things stored at the very back of your tiny shop, tucked cozily into the corner of a very calm street. 
"Well," the man said. "I had no idea that I still had those in the freezers. I could've sworn that I have cleaned them before the winter and left nothing except for the packed broccoli. It must be your lucky day, my boy." 
The boy indeed felt very lucky. It was not everyday that one could be sent out to fetch ice cream for a living god in the middle of winter. 
"Have a nice day, sir!" he called on his way out. 
The chilly breeze bit into his cheeks, warmed up in the comforting interior of the grocery. Snow shined on the few surfaces not yet stamped on. The sidewalk Peter chose was a slippery trap that only his spider senses got him through unscathed. 
Loki sensed his coming, and looked over his shoulder at the approaching boy. His other arm was currently wrapped around your shoulders, tucking you closer into him. Peter tried his best not to stare too openly, but couldn't stop the grin from splitting his face. He sat on the other side of the god, the bench icy cold. 
"Thank you, my boy." The god took the ice cream with obvious delight. It had been your idea to spend the few hours before Peter's totally-not-a-date trying out the goods New York had to offer. At first, Loki had snickered at the suggestion of trying out whatever ice cream was available in the middle of winter, but after a few interesting flavors were discovered, Loki apologized. There was an almost disturbing variety of flavors Loki couldn't even imagine existing. 
"You're welcome, Mr. Mischief. I'm sure there would be a bigger choice if it was summer. I always go to that one vendor two streets away from my house, because he has this special recipe that absolutely blows my taste buds away every time." 
"Sounds intriguing." Loki's mind conjured the last time his taste buds had been blown away. If he recalled that unfortunate event correctly, it had something to do with pizza and a bet. "But I think I'll pass for now." 
The look of pure adoration in the boy's eyes hadn’t  perished. 
"I still can't believe you won't get sick after having so many," you said, and watched Loki devour the caramel. 
"It must be nice to be a god," Peter sighed. "You have awesome superpowers, get to do what you want and they even make action figures of you…" 
Loki frowned. "The what?" 
Peter blanched. He started fumbling with his jacket and 'accidentally' looked at his watch. "Oh, I think I’ve gotta go, it's getting so late and I don't want to make MJ wait—" 
Loki reached out and fixed the hair Peter had been nervously fighting with for the past few hours they'd all spent outside. "Don't forget the ring, boy." 
"Thank you!" 
The boy was beaming on his way out of the park. 
"I'm never washing my hair again." 
The totally-not-a-date that was steadily approaching was something Peter wasn't sure he was ready for. So many things could go wrong—and he had already imagined most of them. It wasn't as if he couldn't sleep all night thinking about it, he just… Was busy. Thinking. 
Peter straightened the jacket that was in absolutely no need of straightening. His hand moved to his hair, but he stopped it halfway with a smile. It'd  been touched by the hand of god, so it was as good as it could ever get. 
On his way out of the park the three of you had been resting in for a while, Peter's mind was in a strange disarray of thoughts. However, he was still capable of noticing the interesting new graffiti decorating the Avengers' statues set up in the middle of the park. Whoever decided to redecorate them this time, certainly had a pair of skillful hands. The wild mustache covering half of Iron Man's face looked almost lifelike. 
Loki and you watched the boy leave, nervousness apparent in his every too-stiff step. 
"They grow up so fast," you sighed, leaning further into Loki. 
He nodded. His finger circled lazily around your shoulder, drawing spiralling patterns. Loki turned his head toward the memorial statues raised in the central part of the park. People took pictures in front of them, posing and smiling as they milled around. Those were the heroes, after all. Saviors of the day. 
Loki added a mustache to another statue. 
You noticed and eased a giggle. "They're going to be so pissed." 
"My very soul aches at that thought. What a terrible crime." 
The patterns changed as you shifted slightly. The presence on his shoulder was warm and softened by the fabric of clothes that kept the winter frost from you. 
"I thought using magic in this world was difficult." 
"It is.There's a lot more focus required to make it work than I'm used to. It's nothing dramatic, though. I've heard of worlds where the trickle of magic is even more strained, to the point where it barely exists at all." 
"Do you miss them? The other worlds, I mean. Like Asgard." 
The patterns changed again. They slowed down, became more deliberate. 
"Sometimes," was the honest answer and the one he gave after careful consideration. 
"Will you leave, then?" 
Loki looked down at his wrist, where a thin band of metal used to reside, blocking every and all effort he might take against leaving Earth or using magic in any form. It was no longer there, which meant, although it would be extremely difficult to conduct, Loki could technically leave. 
The only obstacle was that it was no longer his priority. 
"I've never been one to sit aimlessly on my ass for too long, and especially not when and where I had been forced to do so. I think I could name more than a few places I'd like to pay a visit," he admitted, putting his cheek on the top of your head. His throat bobbed slightly. "The only problem is that I just recently found out how terribly boring touring alone might be. It's a real wonder why anyone bothers to do so anymore, and," he swallowed, "I think I could use some company." 
Loki cursed himself for putting his head on top of yours, and blocking the view of your face. Especially as he still didn't get any answer. His heart jumped into his throat, making it difficult to breathe. 
"...I mean, I know it's still so early, and that's okay if you feel overwhelmed or unsure and I won't force you into anything more than you're willing to do—” 
Loki's rumbles were cut short when you finally moved to look up at him. The wild gleam in your eyes and a wicked smile so similar to his struck him dumb. 
"You'd never be able to leave this planet without me." 
A choked breath, so similar to a whispered name ghosted over his lips. "Of course I wouldn't. What would be the fun in that?"
*
[The galaxy, elsewhere] 
"Oh, dear," the queen broke the biscuit in half with perfect manners. Barely any crumbs dared to ruin the fragile dessert. "I guess he really is experiencing something new." 
Heimdall sipped the tea. Servants at the queen's quarters left them with a small table full of goods of the highest sort. The warm breeze played with the curtains with the subtle shimmer of gold. The trees rustled on the wind, losing old leaves to it. 
"He's also plotting an escape," Heimdall added. His helmet laid on his knee. 
Frigga waved the biscuit in a gesture that had very little to do with manners. "That sounds more like him." 
The softest hint of a smile graced her features. 
"I wonder what will become of him. Maybe it's in my nature as a mother, but no matter how much I try, I can't help but continue to worry about him, even after all these years." 
"I swore to keep an eye on him, and I will." Heimdall put a hand to his heart. There was no smile on his face, only seriousness as he recalled an oath he'd never break. 
"Thank you, my friend."
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writesandfights · 5 years ago
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Masterlist repost
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Prompt List
THIS PROMPT LIST IS NOT MINE.
THIS PROMPT LIST IS OWNED BY @rfaimagining
Angst:
1: “ Give me a chance. ”
2: “ Not you again.. ”
3: “ Leave me alone. ”
4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ”
5: “ Why do you hate me? ”
6: “ I lost the baby. ”
7: “ I thought you loved me. ”
8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ”
9:“ I can’t believe you! ”
10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ”
11: “ You’re a monster. ”
12: “ I hate you. ”
13: “ Don’t leave me… ”
14: “ You’re a disappointment. ”
15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ”
16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ”
17: “ Are you upset with me? ”
18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ”
19: “ I’m going to kill you! ”
20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ”
21: “ Thanks for nothing. ”
22: “ Dont call this number again. “
23: “ Why did you spare me? ”
24: “ You need to leave. ”
25: “ I’m sick. ”
26: “ I’m dying. ”
27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ”
28: “ I thought we were family!”
29: “ There was never an us. ”
30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ”
31: “ I fucked up. ”
32: “ I came to say goodbye. ”
33:“ He’s dead because of you. ”
34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ”
35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”
Love:
36: “ I’m so in love with you. ”
37: “ Dance with me! ”
38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ”
39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ”
40: “ Will you marry me? ”
41: “ I’m pregnant. ”
42: “ I need a hug. ”
43: “ You’re special to me. ”
44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ”
45: “ Do you trust me? ”
46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ”
47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ”
48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ”
49: “ Lets have a baby. ”
50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ”
51: “ I want to take care of you. ”
52: “ Can we cuddle? ”
53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ”
54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ”
55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ”
56: “ Are you flirting with me? ”
57: “ Is that my shirt? ”
58: “ How did we get here? ”
59: “ You own my heart. ”
60: “ You’d be a great dad. ”
61: “ You’d be a great mom. ”
62: “ I want to protect you. ”
63: “ Whats the matter? ”
64: “ You’re so beautiful. ”
65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ”
66: “ Is that a new perfume? ”
67: “ Stop being so cute. ”
68: “ You’re making me blush! ”
69: “ You’re teasing me again… ”
70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ”
71: “ You’re the best! ”
72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ”
73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ”
74: “ Of course I remembered! ”
75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ”
76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ”
77: “ Are you jealous? ”
78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ”
79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ”
80: “ Lets run away together. ”
General:
90: “ Catch me if you can! ”
91: “ I’m fine. ”
92: “ Are you drunk? ”
93: “ Are you high? ”
94: “ We cant go in there… ”
95: “ Give it back! ”
96: “ Well this is just great. ”
97: “ Don’t touch me. ”
98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ”
99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!”
100: “ I didn’t do it! ”
101: “ I did it… ”
102: “ I don’t remember that! ”
103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ”
104: “ Get that thing away from me! ”
105: “ You owe me. ”
106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ”
107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ”
108: “ Are you hitting on me? ”
109: “ Why are you naked? ”
110: “ You did what?! ”
111: “ You have… Superpowers? ”
112: “ Why are you bleeding? ”
113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?”
114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ”
115: “ That wasn’t funny. ”
116: “ This tastes horrible. ”
117: “ This is delicious! ”
118: “ Are you mad at me? ”
119: “ Stop ignoring me… ”
120: “ I love that show too! ”
121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?”
122: “ Lets blow this joint. ”
123: “ Let me help you with that. ”
124: “ Take that back! ”
125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ”
126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ”
127: “ What are you listening to? ”
128: “ I brought you your coffee. ”
129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ”
130: “ Run! ”
131: “ Lets run away together. ”
132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ”
133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ”
134: “ Was I really that drunk? ”
135: “ Was I really that stoned? ”
136: “Give me back my phone! ”
137: “ You’re an asshole. ”
138: “ Are you cold? ”
139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ”
140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ”
141: “ Did you hear that? ”
142: “ It’s just your imagination. ”
143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ”
144: “ Stop being such a baby. ”
145: “ Go back to bed. ”
146: “ Are you okay? ”
147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.”
148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ”
149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ”
150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ”
151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ”
152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ”
153: “ Put me down! ”
154: “ There’s only one bed… ”
155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ”
156: “ How did I loose it? ”
157: “ I read your diary. ”
158: “ This is awkward. ”
159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ”
160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”
Below is NSFW prompts.
Please if you’re rebloggling tell your followers if you’re interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.
Sexual:
161: “ Bite me. ”
162: “ Make me. ”
163: “ Fuck me. ”
164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ”
165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?”
166: “ Okay.. This is new. ”
167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ”
168: “ You’re in trouble now. ”
169: “ What a pretty sight. ”
170: “ Bend over. ”
171: “ On your knees. ”
172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now.”
173: “ Lay back. ”
174: “ Take off your clothes. ”
175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ”
176: “ I’m waiting. ”
177: “ You’re so beautiful. ”
178:“ As you wish. ”
179: “ First one to make a noise looses.”
180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ”
181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ”
182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ”
183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ”
184: “ Can I touch you? ”
185: “ Open up. ”
186: “ No strings attached. ”
187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ”
188: “ Mine. ”
189: “ The nights still young. ”
190: “ We cant do that here! ”
191: “ Behave. ”
192:“ What did you just say? ”
193: “ Good girl. ”
194: “ Good boy. ”
195: “ Come here. ”
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Recuerdos Mundo  part 1-4 of 10 part1 Recuerdos Mundo part 2 The salt lake part 3 The voice  part 4 The long lost... new part 4 The long lost... Day??.??.????? I thought I would never ever meet another soul again in this death world. Since the day I arrived here day after day past and it wasn’t important where I was or when. There was no one to be found till this day. Who ever made me come here to this place where I always have to cry and I wished to leave when  I just think about  visiting. Here I found this three. When I showed myself first they were surprised but not for long. They brought me to their place made a fire and told me who they are. I never thought that Ichi or Ruki would ever have a child. I was so surprised that it caused me to tears. Of course they asked who I was and so I told them a little I could remember. I remembered that I  was always on Kenpachi Zaraki’s side and I remembered that I was the 11th Division Lieutenant. I remember a fight against an opponent who was even hard von Ken-chan but I barely remember the persons face even how I ended up here. I just remember the strong feelings I had that day. To protect the person I deeply loved to be with.   Then one day I woke up, covered in injuries, it was somewhere in this world. Somehow I healed, later I know that it was this air filled up with spiritual energy.  I started wandering around, finding ruins and this soul-hollow spirits. Days became months and years and on one point I ended up to believe to see one human being ones more.  I even lost the interest in the secrets of this world covered in ruins. The only thing what I knew was that my world, the world of the living and Hueco Mundo collapsed in the past for some reason. At least it was a calm time, there was no war, no fight anymore, just souls without a soul… The children were surprised and couldn’t believe that I lived here alone for so long. Then of course I asked the one question. Do you know a way back home? Sadly they didn’t but they remembered that Kasui used a black hole to came here in the first place.  I asked him if he could do it again. He said he tried but he didn’t know how to activate it, then he stopped for a moment. It was like someone talked to him and then he told that he maybe know how to return. For a single moment I was scared to hell, there was a feeling I hadn’t in years, like a long lost memory but then he opened a black hole and everything I had in mind was vanished. There was only one desire: Maybe I can go home now finally. -??????? Then Ichika asked me something they totally forgot ��to ask. What’s your name? I looked at her face, puzzled from that question. My name?... what was my name? I can’t remember… They then told me something, something about Ken-chan who she likes to visit from time to time. He isn’t  very talkative but one day he told her a name Yachiru… Yachiru? Was this my name? It sounds so unfamiliar familiar…. But the tears that run over my cheeks told me it was true. How could I even forgot who I was? When did it start that I even lost my name? What a cruel peaceful world this could be. part 1-3 under the cut
Recuerdos Mundo Day ??.??.???? So much days had past since we arrived in this ‘other world’. We thought about a name and after realising what it was and a lot of talks we decidet to call it Recuerdos Mundo, the world of Memories. A world full of Reiryoku, it’s mostly made of it. We still don’t know why but, the ground, the trees even the air is filled up with it. The Hollow like creatures consume it, sadly we can’t use our powers becouse they would  swollow it right away. Ichika got the idea to collect the light of Reiryoku who floats through the sky. She noticed that they stuck often on branches of this death looking stone like trees , even we can consume them in this place and this is a nice way to eat or trick the creatures. First when she tried her Zanbakuto this giant bird, together with other creatures appeared. But instead of the others who wanted to eat us it protected us and now travels with us. It’s still fascinating that we can see our world through the camera of our mobile phones. It was such a surprise what Kazui made when we tried to call for help. Sadly we still havn’t found a clue to contact one of our parents. They must be full of sorrows about us, when they can’t even feel we are on earth… But the most fascinating thing and the true reason we called it Recuerdos Mundo was when we found buildings with things in it. When we send out some little energy pictues of the past appeared and showed us who this thing belonged to and themselfs story…Maybe we can find a way out of this world when we find the right item! Now it’s time to end for today, we rest at a old hotel, next day we saw  a white shimmering reflection on the horizont, well this our next goal. jornal end -Hiyoshin Hirako ______________________________________________________ Recuerdos Mundo part2 The Salt lake Day Whensoever it was a day without rain.. After a full day walk we arrived on the edge of an Salt lake, behind it we could see trees and hoping to find more informations about this world. But for today we rested on the edge, Hiyoshin build himself a flute made of an antler he found. Somehow it was gross but his music is great. It always calms me down when I’m listening to him. Also our spirit hollow bird seems to enjoy his music. We noticed that the Spirit Hollows mostly change into an easy ball form . Only to fight they change into a form who needs more energy. The best part is still that we don’t need food in this world! We just catch this flying energy orbs and swallow them. So more time to listen to the music. But we weren’t the only one making music on the salt lake at all! There was this strange surring noise like when you stamp on this special white beach sand of this Japanese city we went with our parents ones. It sounded like music and something in me wanted to find out who is making this music! Kazui and Hiyo where pretty worried and said I shouldn’t go…. Scaredy cats! Now I woke birdy up and we flew through the night sky. The night is so clear on this place, so much stars we never saw back in the city. There wasn’t a single soul out there till we saw a long track and followed it.  The sound came nearer and we saw a long red string. Birdy hated it but we landed, he hissed the whole way to the head of that giant snake, what it was. When it turns it’s purple head I saw this crazy eyes and wondered if fathers Zabimaru would have had such strange eyes if it wasn’t a bone snake. Somehow she was so calm and there wasn’t  a single moment I was afraid she would eat me. Then we finally traveled back on the head of the snake, oh man you should have seen this boys worried faces. They argue the whole snaky ride to the jungle with me about disappearing in the middle of the night in a strange world where whatever could have happened. I just laughed, not even my parents try to lecture me only uncle B. tries it sometimes but gave up on me. Both stubborn souls created an even more stubborn soul.  He says and turns away most of the time. Now then that’s enough jornal for now see you -Abbarai Ichika ____________________________________________ Day 33 I guess We crossed the desert and thought we arrived at a jungle  but it wasn’t just a jungle and it wasn’t just on a giant turtle like thing. We were standing o a rock when Ichika noticed a building on it’s back  nnd for the first time we saw that it wasn’t just the human world who collapsed , infront of us where the whole Seireitei on the back of that damn turtle! We decided to jump on it and searching through it. The most parts were destroyed  and everywhere trees , flowers and spirits.  Soon I lost track of the others, they were so quick and there was something else what came to my mind. A voice calling for me… yes, it sounds strange but it was for me not  for Ichika, not for Hiyoshin. Just me! I followed it till I arrived at a place I havn’t seen before. Maybe because the time I was at the soul society with dad wasn’t that often and only at aunty Rukia’s place. Dark walls changed into white or what was white one day. “It looks like a research lab!” I heared the voice of Hiyo . What scared me to death. Somehow it made me damn angry that they found me this fast. At last we entered a room, I was still hearing that voice >Come to me!  I waited for you so long my young friend!< Yes, I know it could be dangerous but I was so curious…   Then we saw it a bright flower floated in the sky, on it’s roots was a strange seat surrounded by light.   >Finally you are here!<  the voice came from that blooming thing but Hiyoshin and Ichika weren’t hearing it. “I wonder what this is?” Hyio was curious too but his attention soon was on the rest of the room. Screens on the walls and a lot of buttons at a panel.  Ichika’s attention was the less,  I wonder what she was thinking right now? She just looks around and seems like she already wanted to leave this place. Suddenly one of the screens start to work, but it wasn’t much to see just to listen… >>…What happened….<<…>>…what is that?….<<>>..the other world?…no wait it’s H……<< …>>they collapsing..<<…>Help!!<< ..Only a few pictures were to see, first the Seireitei , then in the sky a city suddenly white snow or sand. We were scared,yes, it still could happen, it could happen right now. “We have to find a way back, telling father and the others of this. Maybe we can stop it before it happens.” Hiyoshin said. “Maybe you two find something else in the other rooms!” I said, I wanted them to go so badly. Why?…. I wondered why does I wanted to be alone with this voice so desperately? … Then I was alone. >>Kazui I waited for so long<< “How can you know my name?” >> I know you since  the  moment I looked at your fathers eyes.<< “You know my father? Are you a Shinigami?” >> No<< “Who are you then?” >>Sadly I forgot my name << “I see. But you know mine. Why?” >>I’m here to give you something<< “Really?” >>Yes!<< >>Do you want it?<< “Y-yes.” I was so excited that I totally forgot that this situation could be dangerous… man I was only 12 how should I ever had known what could have happen? >>Then eat me!<< Does I was hypnoticed? Maybe… does I wanted to gain power? Maybe…  I only I knew I did it… When the flower was gone  I was still feeling normal but the others wondered where I went and came back. Of course they wondered where the flower went but I said I touched it and it became dust….they believed me and  told me about the stuff they found… -Kurosaki Kazui _________________________________________
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iamtrebleclefstories · 4 years ago
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I’m Happy Right Here with You
Hi guys!! This story was born out of some prompts that were sent my through comments on my story Didn’t Think on AO3 as well as here on tumblr. So, be sure to check out my prompt list if you want some more stories :)
Great big thanks to @doc-pickles for being my beta!!
What is so special about this fic is that it is a birthday gift for Nat!! Happy Birthday Nat! I hope you enjoy this fun and rather long, jolex fic!
89 - “Oh God, please don’t tell me we had sex.” 
33 - “Put me down. You know I can walk, right?”
92 - “Don’t freak out, but I think I’m pregnant.”
Season 10 AU where Jo and Alex do not get together in 9x24, but she moves into the frat house with him and Cristina
“You know what you need? Some picture frames. And throw pillows. Ooh! And some comfy blankets that you put on the couch. Coasters too! We leave beers lying around everywhere and all of the new furniture are starting to get water rings on them.”
“You know, when I asked you to come to Target with me it wasn’t so you could criticize the house,” Alex rolled his eyes.
“I’m not criticizing the house,” Jo looked at Alex pointedly. “I’m just saying that we could really use some things to make the place more homey. It’s not like you don’t have the money for it, the rent check I give you every month is proof of that.”
“The house is homey,” Alex scoffed. 
“No it’s not. It’s like a frat house,” Jo laughed. 
“Exactly,” Alex grinned. “That’s all part of its charm.”
“Oh whatever,” Jo shook her head. “You just don’t want to admit that you’re too damn cheap to do anything about it. That and if the house looks barren and creepy, the women you hook up with are less likely to want to come back.”
“Woah... just hold on a minute there. The women always want to come back,” Alex smirked. “And it’s never because of the house.”
 “You disgust me,” Jo choked on the water she had been drinking. 
“That’s because you’ve never slept with me.”
“Yeah, and I’m never going to.”
“You say that now princess,” Alex teased. “But I promise you that if you did, you’d be coming back for more.”
“Shut up,” Jo slapped his shoulder playfully as they continued to browse around for items. 
Jo would be lying if she said she’d never thought about it. In the past year that she’d known Alex, she’d acquired a new best friend. At first, she tried to convince herself that she wasn’t attracted to him. He was an ass and a douche at times, but funny and sweet if you took the time to pay attention and get to know him. Eventually, the good things about Alex started to outweigh the bad and Jo found herself growing impossibly closer to this man. 
So when Jo started having feelings for Alex, it wasn’t something unexpected. There were so many moments that she had just wanted to grab his face and kiss him, but she had never wanted to mess it up. Alex was the most important person in her life. She never felt like she had anything to lose before she met him. So she kept her mouth shut and continued like nothing was different, even after Jason and the tree and the storm. 
Besides, it’s not like he reciprocated her feelings. Alex was all for hookups and one night stands, and had the emotional maturity of a sixteen year old. Relationships weren’t his thing, and Jo didn’t think she could handle being another notch on his belt, not when her feelings were involved. She didn’t want to make a fool out of herself, especially after seeing the types of girls Alex brought home. He had a type; they were all tall, skinny, blonde, with model-esque features. She on the other hand, was average height, brunette, and a little thicker than his usual parade of women. 
Unbeknownst to Jo, Alex had been thinking about how much he wished he had the balls that night in the NICU to tell her how he felt. Honestly he hated when she brought up his sexual escapades, it reminded him of how much he didn’t deserve her. Jo was special. He was in love with her. He’d even confessed it to Cristina months ago. But he was screwed up. He didn’t want her to end up like every other girl he’d ever been with—all messed up because they got involved with him. So he kept his mouth shut, hoping the feeling would go away. 
That all flew out the window when Jo moved into the house, her bedroom right next to his. Her presence and importance in his life was that much more tangible knowing that all that separated them was a wall. That knowledge led to him escorting a new girl up to his room every other week in hopes of distracting himself from the overwhelming desire to knock on her door.
Alex looked over at her and noticed she seemed to be deep in thought, “Earth to Jo. You okay there? You seem a little weird.”
“Huh,” Jo turned her head in his direction. “Yeah I’m fine. Just thinking about what I want for dinner tonight. I was thinking of ordering from that taco place down the street from the house. Do you want some?”
“I’d love some, but we can’t order tonight. It’s Mer’s 35th birthday and we’re having the party at the house remember? She thinks she’s just coming over to drink tequila with me and Cristina, but Shepherd planned the whole fiasco. He’s over there setting up and I was told to buy some stuff to make the house look a little nicer.”
“Crap that’s tonight?” Jo asked. “I don’t really have to go to that right? I mean—I don’t know how I feel about partying with my bosses.”
“Of course you have to go,” Alex furrowed his brows. “Do you know how weird it’s gonna look if you’re not there? You live there, they can’t kick you out of your own house. You’re going and you’re going to get drunk and sing karaoke and dance on the table in your underwear.”
“No way,” she protested. “I do not plan on getting drunk off my ass at a party with my bosses.”
“Why not?” Alex questioned. “We’re all gonna be drunk off our asses. No one will even remember. Besides, you get drunk off your ass with me all the time. And half the time Cristina is there to witness it.”
“That’s different,” Jo defended. “You are my best friend and I live with you. It’d be weird if you never saw me drunk off my ass. Well that, and I respect my other bosses. And Yang... well... Yang doesn’t scare me as much as Grey does. Plus half the time she’s not even home. More often than not she’s in the woods with the Chief doing it in his trailer.”
Alex snickered, “True. But did you just say you’re more scared of Meredith than Cristina?”
“You know we call her Medusa right?”
“Yeah it’s a good one,” Alex laughed. “You know they used to call me Evil Spawn.”
“Hate to break it to you, but they still do.”
“Shut up. At least I’m getting some on a relatively normal basis,” Alex glared at her playfully. “When was the last time you got laid? You’re super uptight.”
“I am not uptight!” she exclaimed. “And it has not been that long since I got laid. The last time I had sex was... shit.”
“What?”
“I can’t remember the last time I got laid. It’s been that long.”
Alex snorted, “Wow. Well, like I said, if you get really desperate... and I mean really desperate... I’m right next door if you ever need anything.”
“Go to hell,” Jo stuck her tongue out at Alex like a child. He laughed and told her to hurry up and go find what she wanted to buy for the house before he changed his mind. 
The rest of their Target trip was uneventful and they made their way back to the house to finish whatever Shepherd was planning. By the time 8pm rolled around, all the decorations were in place, the guests were in their hiding places, and the liquor was ready for consumption. When Meredith finally walked in, they all yelled surprise and the party got started. 
It was quite the party, too. It reminded Alex of the party that Izzie threw in this very house during their intern year. People underestimated doctors’ abilities to party and consume alcohol. And with Meredith being the guest of honor, there was no shortage of the hard stuff. He had to say, Derek really outdid himself with this party. He planned something that screamed crazy, dysfunctional Meredith Grey and it was quite refreshing. So refreshing, that even Jo decided to loosen up and have a few drinks, since she saw her superiors let loose. 
A few beers and way too many tequila shots in, they were both pretty wasted, as was the majority of the party.  People slowly began to leave and Alex took that as his cue to go upstairs.
Leaving the hosting duties to Cristina, Alex trudged up the stairs with a heavily inebriated Jo trailing behind him, giggling about something. They reached the top of the stairs and were about to go their separate ways when something shifted. It could’ve been the alcohol or just the pent up desire bubbling up under the surface, but one minute he was standing at the top of the steps and the next he was kissing Jo and pushing her into her bedroom.
*****
Jo woke up with a pounding headache. She hadn’t even opened her eyes yet, but she could tell she was going to have one hell of a hangover. She attempted to open her eyes only to close them again due to the stark brightness. She wasn’t exactly sure what time it was, but it was definitely late morning. As Jo laid there, she realized something. She wasn’t alone. There was an arm wrapped around her midsection. 
Alarm bells started going off in her head as she racked her brain for any memory of what happened last night. Just as she was going to open her eyes again to see who she had ended up in bed with, she heard an unmistakable groan. She knew that groan. She knew those arms. 
The hand that had been on her waist brushed her breast before freezing, “What the hell?” 
She took a deep breath and spoke, “Don’t freak out.”
The hand on her breast pulled back instantly, as if it had been burned. The man attached to it sat up quickly, “Oh God, please don’t tell me we had sex.” 
Jo lifted the blankets to look at her naked body that was now littered with love marks. She cringed, “We had sex.”
Jo looked up and finally locked eyes with none other than Alex Karev. He looked wrecked and Jo was sure that she probably did, too. They stared at each other with a mixture of disbelief and horror on their faces. 
“Ah shit,” Alex rubbed a hand over his face. “Jo, I’m so sorry.”
“Don’t be sorry,” Jo shook her head. “It takes two to tango. Plus, I must’ve enjoyed it because you have a hickey on your neck.”
Alex placed his hand on the spot before finally turning to look at her, face turning up in a smirk, “So do you.”
They looked at each other, cheeks flushed before bursting out into laughter. “Ow, be quiet.” “No, you be quiet.”
“I can’t believe we had sex,” Jo remarked in disbelief. “And I don’t even remember most of it.”
“Me neither,” Alex admitted. They slipped into another fit of giggles, the leftover alcohol in their systems seemed to still be affecting them. By the time their mirth died down, the reality of what happened sunk in. It was ironic, just yesterday they had been talking about how they’d never sleep with each other. 
Jo moaned as she stretched to get out of bed. Alex furrowed his brows, “Are you okay?”
“Yeah,” Jo replied as she brought the blankets up to cover her chest. “Just a little sore.”
“Oh, God. Don’t tell me I hurt you,” a concerned look crossed Alex’s face. 
Jo chuckled awkwardly, “No you didn’t hurt me. It’s... it’s a good sore.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
“Well... um... I’m gonna—um... I’m gonna go get ready,” Alex stuttered.
“Hmm... yeah me too,” Jo bit her lip and nodded as Alex stood up and searched for his pants. For the first time, she actually took a moment to look at him, watching as she saw as the muscles in his back and arms contracted as he pulled his pants over his legs and ass. 
Almost as if he could sense her stares, Alex turned around, “What?”
“Nothing,” she cleared her throat. “It’s just... um... you have scratch marks on your back.”
He titled his head to look at his back and sure enough, found a few red scratch marks. He began to laugh again, “Oh wow. That’s just... Sorry, I’m just gonna leave.” 
Just as he was going to walk out the door, Alex stopped at the threshold and looked at Jo, “Um, Jo... You might want to wear a turtleneck today.” 
*****
It had been a week since Jo and Alex had woken up together after their drunken night. In that week, the memories of what happened had returned. Knowing and remembering that night was so much worse than having no memory of it. 
For Jo, it was as though her body would forever be imprinted with the reminder of that night. Too often that week, she had found herself daydreaming about that night. She could almost feel Alex pressed against her. She could almost hear the moans he let out as he made her feel like the most precious thing in the world. She could almost taste his lips and feel the ghost of them against her own. Now she understood. She understood why women always got hung up on Alex Karev, because he was incredible. And not just in bed. He was incredible in every way and she wanted more. 
For Alex, remembering that night was torture. Every nerve in his body cried out for Jo. The very little self-control he had left was threatening to fall apart. Before it was easier. He didn’t know what it was like to have her; to be with her. Now that he had, it was taking everything within him to not knock on her door night after night. The mere thought of another woman no longer excited him, he was ruined. Jo had completely ruined him for anyone else. He wanted her and not just her body. He wanted all of her. He wanted everything with her.  
Which is why, for the entire week, he’d been avoiding her. He made sure she wasn’t on his service. He was careful to ensure they were on opposite schedules so that he didn’t have to see her at home. Opposite schedules also meant that he’d have less of a chance of slipping up and doing something stupid like telling her he was in love with her. Any time they just so happened to be in the same room, he’d avoid making eye contact and walk the other way. 
By some unfortunate miracle, that morning, all three of the frat house residents were on the same schedule. It was a rare occurrence for all three of them to be leaving the house at the same time. As he walked into the kitchen, Alex was careful not to brush against Jo while trying to get to the cereal in the pantry. He kept his eyes fixed on the box of cereal and remained silent as he readied his bowl. Jo’s eyes flicked up at him before burying her face in the piece of toast she was eating and decided against bringing up what would be an extremely uncomfortable conversation.
What the two of them hadn’t counted on was Cristina’s overly observant eyes watching the scene unfold before her. 
“You too are acting weird. Hairball is always chatty in the morning and Evil Spawn, you always come up with a way to be a pain in Wilson’s ass before 7am,” Cristina took another bite into her apple before speaking. “Did you guys fight? Is that what this is? Does someone have hurt feelings?”
“Everything’s fine,” Jo answered.
“It’s none of your business Cristina,” Alex snapped.
She stared at them for a while longer when she let out a gasp of disbelief, “Oh my God. You two had sex! That’s why you’re acting so weird lately! Finally! We’ve all been waiting for it and you guys just won me some money.”
The two of them stared at her like deer in headlights. Neither said anything, causing Cristina to laugh hysterically, “Oh God. You guys haven’t talked about it. You’ve been avoiding each other. Now tell me, was it horrible? Did someone cry? Did you have trouble... you know? Ooh! Does Wilson have a secret penis?”
“What? No!” both Jo and Alex exclaimed.
That when Cristina, finally understanding what happened, gasped, “You guys liked it! You loved it and you want more.” 
Jo’s face was red and hot, “Yang, please stop.”
“You know, I was having a bad morning but I knew you’d make me feel better,” Cristina snickered. “Well, I’m going to work. Have fun carpooling together.”
“Dr. Yang! Wait!” Jo called out. “I’m ready. I’m coming with you!”
As they hopped in the car, Cristina eyed Jo, “You know, you should just tell him.”
“Tell him what?” 
“That you’re in love with him,” Cristina stated. “It’d be easier then whatever the hell you’re doing. Just get it all out there. No fear, no shame. And who knows, maybe you’ll be surprised and find out he feels the same way.”
“He does not feel the same way,” Jo sighed. 
Cristina, who knew for a fact he did, scrunched her face in confusion, “How do you know for sure?”
“Because I’m not his type,” Jo pointed out as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “He’s got a type. Tall, skinny, blonde, perky, bubbly. I am none of those things. I’m average height, I actually have some meat on my bones, brunette, and I’m sarcastic, jaded, and all kinds of complicated.”
Cristina rolled her eyes, “The only reason Alex chooses the same type of girl to hook up with is because he knows that no one with substance would be up for what he’s looking for. You have a personality. Use it.”
Jo stared at her incredulously, “Why are you being so nice to me?”
“I am a nice person,” Cristina glanced at her before putting her eyes back on the road. “And I don’t think I can live with the two of you pining over each other. Just be with him already. Then I won’t have to feel the sexual tension while I’m trying to eat breakfast or watch a movie.” 
*****
A few more weeks passed, and although they weren’t back to how they were before the incident, Jo and Alex had decided to put that night behind them and try to be in the same room together again.  After about a month, Alex finally felt comfortable enough around her not to jump her bones and decided to request her on his service. He had an interesting case coming in today and was sure that she wouldn’t want to miss it. 
Alex walked up to the residents’ lounge and popped his head in, “Wilson! Let’s go. You’re on my service today.” 
Jo looked up at him with a surprised expression on her face, “Really?”
“Yup,” Alex nodded. “Let’s go. We got a super cool case today.”
She smiled widely and turned around to the other residents, “So long suckers.”
Stephanie rolled her eyes, “Oh please. You’re just excited you get to hang out with Karev today.”
“I think it’s unfair that she gets on a cool case just because he’s into her,” Leah pursed her lips.
“He’s not into me,” Jo said, pulling the scrub shirt over her head. She grabbed her lab coat and walked out to the hall where Alex was waiting. “Hey! So, what do we got?”
“Take a look for yourself,” he handed her the tablet.
She scrolled through the chart and read the kid’s information, “No way! He’s got Hirschsprung’s disease? There are like less that 200,000 cases of that per year around the world.”
“I know,” Alex grinned. “When I saw it I got excited and thought, why not share the excitement with my favorite resident?”
“You really shouldn’t pick favorites you know. People might start to suspect something is going on.”
“Oh please,” Alex scoffed. “Everyone’s got a favorite resident. Ross is Yang’s, Edwards has been working with Bailey a lot, Warren is tight with Webber, and I basically had to fight Torres for you. So, choosing favorites is normal. It means we see potential in you for our speciality. Which, by the way, since when do you love ortho so much? I thought you were considering peds.”
Jo smiled, “Well, I haven’t really been on your service for the past month so I had to find somewhere to shine. Torres says my aggressive tendencies are just what you need in ortho. It’s quite the rush. But, I must say, you might just turn me back onto peds if you keep putting me on cool cases like this one.”
“Haha, okay.”
They did their rounds and went to prep four year old Oliver Maxwell for his Hirschsprung’s bowel resection. As they walked into the room Alex shook hands with the parents and gave the kid a fist bump, “Hey Ollie, how are you feeling?”
“Eh,” Ollie shrugged. “I’m weady to feel betta. You can help me feel betta Dr. Awex?”
“I sure can, kiddo,” Alex grinned. “Dr. Wilson and I are going to go into your belly and take out all the bad stuff and make you feel so much better.”
“Good,” Ollie smiled.
Alex looked up to Ollie’s parents, “Okay. So, we are going to perform Ollie’s bowel resection in about an hour and a half. I’m going to send in an intern and a couple nurses in thirty minutes to make sure everything is ready for him to go up to the OR. We’re very hopeful that once the bowel resection is complete, he will no longer have any issues. However, since Hirschsprung’s is so rare, I would personally like to do a follow up every 3 months for the next year to see how he’s doing.” 
Mrs. Maxwell nodded, “Alright. And the surgery is a simple one right?”
“Yes, a bowel resection is a very routine procedure that we do everyday. However since he’s got Hirschsprung’s, the technique we use will be altered in order to fit his condition. But, if all goes well, he should be just fine.” Jo assured.
 “I’m sorry,” the woman apologized. “I’m just worried. You know how it is. To have your kid in the hospital. Do either of you have children?”
Alex shook his head, “No, neither of us have kids. But I do have a niece and nephew and a few months ago I had to give my niece, Zola, some stitches on her forehead. Her mom, who’s also a surgeon, was so worried and it wasn’t even anything serious. There are no rules when it comes to sick, hurt kids. If a surgeon is worried about their kid’s cut, it is completely normal for you to worry about your kid’s surgery.”
Jo smiled proudly. Alex had a long history of being great with kids, but not so much with the parents. It made her happy to see that he had developed himself and grown in the time she had been off his service. As they said goodbye to the parents, she gave him a cheeky look.
“What?” he asked.
“Nothing.”
“Whatever... go eat a snack, take a power nap, use the bathroom and meet me in OR 2 in an hour,” he instructed.
Their surgery went extremely well. Ollie did fantastic in surgery and would make a wonderful recovery. They updated the parents and continued on with the rest of their cases. 
“Nothing like a bowel resection on a Hirschsprung’s kid to start out your day,” Jo sighed.
“Ahh you see, there it is,” Alex motioned at her. “There’s that peds glow. I may be able to steal you back from Torres after all.” 
“Shut up,” Jo shoved him playfully. “What’s next?”
 *****
Another two weeks passed and Jo and Alex were back to normal, teasing each other, hanging out, and working together. It was nice being on peds again, she got to spend time with cute little kids, watch and assist on awesome surgeries, and hang out with her best friend. Today, they had done 2 appendectomies, 1 bowel resection, removed a neuroblastoma, and assisted on a peds trauma that came in. She hadn’t been feeling all that well today, and it could be the fact that she was around sick, germ-infested children all day. Her head was hurting and it was progressively getting worse as the day went on. To top it all off, her stomach had started hurting about an hour ago, but she pushed through the last couple hours of her shift.
As she got in the car later that evening, Jo was sure she was going to throw up. She must’ve looked green, because Alex looked at her from his spot in the driver’s seat, “Dude are you okay?”
“I think I’m gonna hurl,” she pressed a hand up to her mouth. 
Alex searched around the back seat and produced a trash bag and handed it to her, “Here. If you’re gonna vomit, aim for the bag.”
She glared at him, “Why do you even have trash bags in your car?”
“I like to be prepared,” he replied. “And I don’t like a messy car.”
Jo closed her eyes and tried to take deep breaths to distract her from the moving vehicle, in hopes of making it home. She must’ve dozed off, because the next thing she remembered is being lifted out of the car, and into the house. She opened her eyes and saw Alex cradling her closely, “Put me down.”
“Huh?”
“Put me down,” she mumbled. “You know I can walk right?” 
“I don’t mind,” one side of Alex’s mouth turned up in a small, sweet half smile. “Just relax.”
Jo closed her eyes again, she could tell that this time, she would fall asleep for real. Something about those arms made her feel so safe and warm. It was the closest they had been since the night they spent together and she couldn’t help but lean into him. Eventually, he reached top of the stairs and laid her down in her bed, pulling the covers up around her. Thinking she was asleep, he leant down and pressed a small kiss on her forehead, “Goodnight Jo. I hope you feel better.”
“Alex,” she called out. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
*****
The next morning Alex was awoken by the sound of his bedroom door being slammed open. Startling out of sleep he looked to see who was at the door, “Jesus! Cristina. What the hell? It’s early.”
“Sorry Evil Spawn,” Cristina walked in and made her way into the bathroom. “But Hairball is all over my bathroom puking her guts out and I need to get to work. I’ve got a very important surgery scheduled and I need to prepare.”
“How long has she been throwing up?” Alex asked.
“I don’t know. The past hour, maybe?” she shrugged. “Did you guys drink too much last night?”
“No,” he shook his head. “She was feeling sick at work yesterday and almost threw up in my car on our way home. By the time we got here, she had fallen asleep and I had to carry her up to bed.”
“Well she’s definitely sick,” Cristina surmised. “Don’t know what it is, but I do know that I cannot catch whatever she has because I have very important patients that need me to save their lives.”
“I’ve got the day off. I’m gonna go check on her,” he got out of the bed and put on a pair of sweatpants before walking through the hallway to the bathroom. He stopped outside the door and knocked, “Jo you okay?”
She groaned, “No.”
Alex pushed the door open and found Jo sitting on the floor with her head against the wall, “You know I’ve got to say... this isn’t your best look.”
She glared at him, “Shut up. I feel like crap.”
“You look like crap,” he crouched down to the ground and wrapped an arm around her. “Hey. Look at me. You want me to tell Hunt that you’re not going to work today?”
She nodded, “Yes please.”
“Okay. I’m going to call him right now.”
She hummed in response and crawled over to the bathroom cabinet where she kept the medicine. As she was searching through the cabinet, her eyes fell on a box of tampons. In that instant, Jo could’ve sworn that her heart stopped. She picked it up and traced her brain, trying to remember the last time she had used one. It had been at least two months. How the hell did she not notice? 
“Hey I called Hunt,” Alex came in, startling her. “You okay? Oh... do you need me to go buy you some more tampons?” 
Jo shook her head, “No. No... I don’t need them.”
Alex looked at her strangely, “Okay...”
She took a steadying breath, “I’m gonna say something, but you have to promise me you’ll stay calm.”
Alex sat down on the floor next to her and cradled her face in his hands, “Jo, you’re scaring me. What’s wrong.” 
She looked at him nervously, “Don’t freak out, but I think I’m pregnant. I haven’t had a period since... before we...”
Jo wished someone would’ve been there to see the exchange, because the look that crossed Alex’s face was one that she would’ve wanted on film. He was doing his best not to freak out, but his eyes were wide as saucers and his jaw dropped. He took a deep breath and closed his mouth before nodding at her, “Okay... okay. That’s fine. It’s gonna be alright. We’ll go get the test right now. How about you get in the shower and I’ll go to the store.” 
“Okay,” Jo agreed. 
The drive to the drugstore was a heavy one. Alex was doing his best to keep it together, he couldn’t freak out. Not when Jo might be pregnant with his baby after one drunken night together. When he finally made it into the parking lot, he stopped and banged his head on the steering wheel. 
He’d done it again. This is exactly why Alex didn’t want to pursue things with Jo, because every girl he got involved with came out of it worse than before. He thought they’d be okay. He thought that they could get past this and he’d eventually long for her a little less every day that passed. But instead, he might’ve just knocked up his best friend. He might’ve just screwed up the life of the woman he was desperately in love with. 
He put her in an impossible position. She could choose to have an abortion, a choice that was difficult to make and go through with for any woman. Not to mention such a decision would put a strain on their friendship because they would always think about what could’ve been. There was adoption, but Alex didn’t think he’d be able to live knowing he had a kid out there and Jo had such horrible experiences in the foster care system that she would never be able to do that to her own kid. 
That meant the other option was keeping the baby. How would that work? Would they be together? Would they co-parent? Would that be the best option for either of them? Jo was only a second year resident. Having a baby right now could affect her career. It could affect any decisions she made in the future about her life. 
Taking a deep breath, Alex finally got out of the car and walked into the store, buying five pregnancy tests. Each one was a different brand, in hopes of getting the most accurate results. He took the boxes up to the register and locked eyes with a woman who seemed to be in her mid-60’s in line, in front of him. She looked down at his basket and smiled, “I don’t know what answer you’re hoping for, but good luck.” 
He huffed a laugh, “Thanks.”
Back home, Jo was having a mini-meltdown. Jo was almost positive she was pregnant. She had all the same symptoms as the last time. That’s right. This wasn’t Jo’s first pregnancy. While Jo had been married to Paul, she got pregnant. Days after discovering her pregnancy, he beat her half to death. She knew then, that she could not have that baby. She couldn’t allow her child to come into a home full of abuse. She couldn’t allow for her child to be scared of their father. She couldn’t allow for herself to be tied to Paul forever. Because she knew that’s what would happen. If she ever tried to leave, if she ever tried to divorce him, they would fight over the kid. And there was no way she could fight his lawyers for custody. Her child would lose in every scenario. 
So, she made the hardest decision she’d ever had to make in her life. Jo had an abortion and sobbed throughout the experience. She wasn’t ashamed of it. She didn’t regret it. But she promised herself that she’d never have to go through it again. She’d be more careful. She’d have a kid when she was ready, with a man who loved her and treated her with nothing but respect. She couldn’t go through an abortion again. The last time almost broke her, but it was the catalyst she’d needed to get herself out of that situation.
Jo knew she would keep this baby. There was no question that she’d be this baby’s mom. Everything else was up in the air. How would she fit a baby into her life? She was a second year surgical resident with a crazy schedule. She wanted to be a good mom, a present mom. But that would require her taking a step back in her career. Where would she and the baby live? Could they stay in Alex’s house? Would Alex even want to be in the baby’s life? Would he kick her out? Or would he co-parent with her? Did he want to be tied to her for the rest of his life? 
All of those questions and fears had to be put on pause when she heard the front door open. From her spot on the couch, she saw Alex enter with a plastic bag in his hand. Holding it up, he gave her a small smile, “I bought five... all different brands and stuff.”
Jo reached out for the bag and took it with her into the bathroom. Despite this situation being almost as complicated as the last time she peed over a stick, the one emotion she realized wasn’t present was fear. Last time she had been terrified. This time she was nervous, sure, but she wasn’t afraid. It was Alex, and whether he decided to be this baby’s dad or not, he’d never hurt her over this. 
She washed her hands and stepped out of the bathroom, setting a timer on her phone, “I took them all. Boxes said to wait about three minutes.” 
Those three minutes were some of the longest minutes of her life. Her and Alex stared at each other silently, waiting for the timer to go off. When it finally did, Jo felt a wave of nausea come over her. She looked over at Alex who grabbed her hand and squeezed it, leading her back to the bathroom for the moment of truth. 
Unsurprisingly, every single test came out positive. Jo couldn’t tell if it was the stress or the pregnancy itself, but soon, she was crouched above the toilet vomiting again. She felt a hand on her back rubbing circles as another one pulled her hair back. When she was finished, she rinsed her mouth and brushed her teeth before flopping onto the floor. She groaned, “Alex I’m fine. Just go. You don’t have to do this. I can do this on my own. Take the out. I’m giving you an out, take it. You can be fun Uncle Alex, no responsibilities.” 
“No,” Alex said firmly, bringing her close. “I’m not taking the out Jo. I’m not leaving you alone in this. Above everything, you are my best friend and we’re gonna have a baby together. So, I’m gonna be here and I’m gonna be a great dad and you’re gonna be a great mom and we’re going to do this together.” 
She rested her head on his shoulder, “Are you sure? You live your life a certain way and I don’t want to get in the way of that. A kid is really gonna put a damper on your sex life. And I know you didn’t mean for us to even have sex anyway. I’m not exactly your type and I don’t know if I could handle knowing that you didn’t want me for the rest of my life.”
Alex looked at Jo as if she’d grown three heads, “Are you kidding? Jo, what we did, wasn’t an accident. We both wanted it. We’ve wanted it for so long, but we were too scared and needed some liquid courage. Ever since that night, I haven’t been able to get you out of my head. I can’t even talk to a chick without every cell in my body protesting because it’s not you. Because it’s always been you, Jo. I love you. So, I’m staying right where I am, because I’m happy right here with you.”
Her face broke out into the brightest smile he’d ever seen. She leaned in and kissed him, “I love you too. I have for a long time, now.” 
“Holy shit,” Alex exclaimed. “We’re having a baby.”
“Oh my God. Yeah. We’re having a baby,” Jo laughed. “Me and you. Together. Having a baby.”
They both cackled loudly until the point of tears. It was hilarious to think that two months ago, they would’ve never even dreamed of a moment like this. As their laughter died down, Alex gasped, “Crap.”
“What?”
“We’ve gotta tell people,” he shared. “Not right now, but eventually we gotta tell people.”
“Shit,” Jo responded. “Oh God! We’ve got to tell Yang. She’s never going to let us live it down.”
Alex’s eyes widened, “Dammit. I forgot about Cristina. Be prepared to get custom made onesies that say Evil Spawn’s Spawn on them.” 
“Our kid is going to be so spoiled,” Jo grinned. “They’re going to have everything we didn’t as kids.”
He placed his hand on her still flat belly, “Yeah they are.”
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jethro-pride98 · 4 years ago
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Prompt idea list!
@alkow @diaryofafan17 I hope this could give you some ideas. We need more for our man
Angst:
1: “ Give me a chance. ”
2: “ Not you again.. ”
3: “ Leave me alone. ”
4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ”
5: “ Why do you hate me? ”
6: “ I lost the baby. ”
7: “ I thought you loved me. ”
8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ”
9: “ I can’t believe you! ”
10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ”
11: “ You’re a monster. ”
12: “ I hate you. ”
13: “ Don’t leave me… ”
14: “ You’re a disappointment. ”
15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ”
16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ”
17: “ Are you upset with me? ”
18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ”
19: “ I’m going to kill you! ”
20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ”
21: “ Thanks for nothing. ”
22: “ Dont call this number again. “
23: “ Why did you spare me? ”
24: “ You need to leave. ”
25: “ I’m sick. ”
26: “ I’m dying. ”
27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ”
28: “ I thought we were family!”
29: “ There was never an us. ”
30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ”
31: “ I fucked up. ”
32: “ I came to say goodbye. ”
33: “He’s dead because of you. ”
34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ”
35: “ About the baby… Its yours.”
Love:
36: “ I’m so in love with you. ”
37: “ Dance with me! ”
38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ”
39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever.”
40: “ Will you marry me? ”
41: “ I’m pregnant. ”
42: “ I need a hug. ”
43: “ You’re special to me. ”
44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ”
45: “ Do you trust me? ”
46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ”
47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry.  ”
48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ”
49: “ Lets have a baby. ”
50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ”
51: “ I want to take care of you. ”
52: “ Can we cuddle? ”
53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ”
54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ”
55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ”
56: “ Are you flirting with me? ”
57: “ Is that my shirt? ”
58: “ How did we get here? ”
59: “ You own my heart. ”
60: “ You’d be a great dad. ”
61: “ You’d be a great mom. ”
62: “ I want to protect you. ”
63: “ Whats the matter? ”
64: “ You’re so beautiful. ”
65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ”
66: “ Is that a new perfume? ”
67: “ Stop being so cute. ”
68: “ You’re making me blush! ”
69: “ You’re teasing me again… ”
70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ”
71: “ You’re the best! ”
72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ”
73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ”
74: “ Of course I remembered! ”
75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ”
76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ”
77: “ Are you jealous? ”
78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ”
79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ”
80: “ Lets run away together. ”
General:
81: “ Catch me if you can! ”
82: “ I’m fine. ”
83: “ Are you drunk? ”
84: “ Are you high? ”
85: “ We cant go in there… ”
86: “ Give it back! ”
87: “ Well this is just great. ”
88: “ Don’t touch me. ”
89: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ”
90: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!”
91: “ I didn’t do it! ”
92: “ I did it… ”
93: “ I don’t remember that! ”
94: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ”
95: “ Get that thing away from me! ”
96: “ You owe me. ”
97: “ Do you believe in aliens? ”
98: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ”
99: “ Are you hitting on me? ”
100: “ Why are you naked? ”
101: “ You did what?! ”
102: “ You have… Superpowers? ”
103: “ Why are you bleeding? ”
104: “ Where did all these puppies come from?”
105: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ”
106: “ That wasn’t funny. ”
107: “ This tastes horrible. ”
108: “ This is delicious! ”
109: “ Are you mad at me? ”
110: “ Stop ignoring me… ”
111: “ I love that show too! ”
112: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?”
113: “ Lets blow this joint. ”
114: “ Let me help you with that. ”
115: “ Take that back! ”
116: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ”
117: “ No way, that’s so lame. ”
118: “ What are you listening to? ”
119: “ I brought you your coffee. ”
120: “ Don’t fuck this up. ”
121: “ Run! ”
122: “ Lets run away together. ”
123: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ”
124: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ”
125: “ Was I really that drunk? ”
126: “ Was I really that stoned? ”
127: “Give me back my phone! ”
128: “ You’re an asshole. ”
129: “ Are you cold? ”
130: “ This place gives me the creeps. ”
131: “ I swear my house is haunted. ”
132: “ Did you hear that? ”
133: “ It’s just your imagination. ”
134: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ”
135: “ Stop being such a baby. ”
136: “ Go back to bed. ”
137: “ Are you okay? ”
138: “ I can take care of myself just fine.”
139: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ”
140: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ”
141: “ What on earth are you wearing? ”
142: “ I can’t feel my legs! ”
143: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ”
144: “ Put me down! ”
145: “ There’s only one bed… ”
146: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ”
147: “ How did I loose it? ”
148: “ I read your diary. ”
149: “ This is awkward. ”
150: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ”
151: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”
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noirandchocolate · 5 years ago
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So back in the late 90s my dad--a vry srs lawyer just like me, as you’ll see--developed a special interest in what’s commonly called “Classical Music” (a genre which record stores didn’t confine to the true Classical period, and I trust you know what I mean and won’t get pedantic at me please).  He proceeded to spend about two years buying CD after CD and reading book after book (keeping one book out of the library for months of renewals at a time) about famous composers, and then bringing the CDs to work and playing them in his office. 
Dad had a couple of pals in the office who he infodumped on in emails about what he’d be playing and what he thought about each composer and their music.  These emails developed running gags, mainly how much Dad hated Stravinsky and loved Dvorak, booze jokes about The Five, Tchaikovsky being The Five’s enemy, and practically everyone being a “poseur.”
Recently Dad found printouts of some of these emails, as well as a document titled “Top 50 Composers of All Time.”  And this, I am about to share with you below the cut, because it is silly and fun.* 
*Disclaimer: These are my Dad’s opinions not mine (he was actually worried I’d be offended by his rating of Vivaldi!), and I’m sharing them because they’re funny, not because I want to start a serious discussion about which composers are best.  So, thank you in advance for taking this in the spirit it is offered, and not yelling at me unless you’re yelling in an equally irreverent manner.
TOP 50 COMPOSERS OF ALL TIME (by KidK’s Dad)
1.  DVORAK--He never wrote anything less than brilliant.  There can be no debate, he is the Greatest of All Time!!
2.  Beethoven--Overall, the best symphony writer ever.  The true Hammer of the Gods.
3.  Mussorgsky--Pictures at an Exhibition is the single best piece of music ever written.  Could outdrink any of The Five.
4.  Borodin--In the Steppes of Central Asia is the second best piece of music ever written.  A chemist by trade, he designed sobriety tests for The Five, which they all repeatedly failed.
5.  Prokofiev.  Alexander Nevsky is the best music that’s ever been in a movie.  His First Symphony is, well, “Classical.”
6.  Mozart--Wrote the most consistently pleasant music of all time, all of it exactly the same.  Gets points for writing choral music you can actually listen to.
7.  Brahms--Four great symphonies, dozens of stirring Hungarian Dances, one nasty temperament.  Coolest beard of any composer.
8.  Sibelius--Drunken maverick of the North Country.  Laughs out loud at the mere mention of Stravinsky.
9.  Saint-Saens--Danse Macabre is the best piece of devil music ever.  Would be higher, but he tried to defend Stravinsky.
10.  Smetana--If there was no DVORAK, he would be in the top three.  The Moldau is great!
11.  Bach--Ranks this high because of the sheer number of pieces he wrote, even though they were all variations of the same eight notes.  Loses points for having a bunch of relatives who also thought they were composers.  Result: The Bachs were the Jackson 5 of the 1600s, with C.P.E. in the role of Tito.
12.  Ravel--Bolero is what every piece of music should be, repetitive but compelling.  Also helped Mussorgsky out on Pictures.  Liking Stravinsky was his only flaw.
13.  Rimsky-Korsakov--Wrote the wonderful Scheherazade and helped Mussorgsky with Bald Mountain.  Designated driver for The Five.
14.  Grieg--Next to Brahms, wrote more music for cartoons than just about anyone.  The Hall of the Mountain King would be great even if it wasn’t mentioned in Eric Burdon’s Spill the Wine.
15.  Liszt--Superb tone poems, great Hungarian Rhapsodies, had Roger Daltrey play him in the movies.
16.  Debussy--In the Top 20 even though michael Jackson told Barbara Walters he is one guy he would like to meet.  La Mer is excellent!
17.  Mahler--Ranks this high for two reasons: (1) the first three minutes of The Titan and (2) the fact that he wore eyeglasses that are now considered cool.  Had too much singing in his symphonies to challenge the leaders.
18.  Mendelssohn--A Midsummer Night’s Dream is dreamy and his Italian Symphony is spicy without leaving a bad taste in your mouth.
19.  Berlioz--The idea for Symphonie Fantastique was better than the actual music, but it’s still good enough to place Hector in the Top 20.
20.  Tchaikovsky--Enemy of The Five.  But wrote better holiday music than Handel.
21.  Haydn--More fun than Bach, but essentially copied what Bach did.  His titles for his over 100 symphonies are examples of poseury at its worst.
22.  Handel--Calling his pieces Water Music and Fireworks Music even made Haydn laugh.  The Messiah though is very good for choral music.
23.  Telemann--Another Bach disciple, but wrote great trumpet and flute music.  Less of a poseur than Bach, Haydn and Handel.  Would rank higher if he had written more.
24.  Janacek--Worthy follower of DVORAK.  Would be welcome at picnics held by The Five.
25.  Rossini--Wrote terrific overture music like William Tell and the Barber of Seville.  Not as big of a poseur as Verdi.
26.  Copland--A favorite of Emerson Lake & Palmer, so he gets a Top 30 spot.  Fanfare and Rodeo are toe-tappers and the rest of his stuff won’t sicken you.
27.  Verdi--Overall, the best opera composer, but who can truthfully stand all that aimless singing?
28.  Vaugh Williams--Somewhat boring, but always pleasurable.  Songs like Greensleeves are the best the Island Nation of England can offer.
29.  Offenbach--The Can Can was the Macarena of its day.  Fun music!
30.  Balakirev--President of The Five.  Would be in the Top 20 but, late in life, he actually said hello to Tchaikovsky.  Islamey, though, is stunning.
31.  Wagner--Must have had a tremendous press agent.  Most of The Ring cycle is cumbersome and impenetrable.
32.  Chopin--A poseur with a piano.  Did write the great Funeral March, but couldn’t orchestrate his music to save his life, or the ears of his listeners.
33.  Schumann--A poseur.  Ranks this high only because he ran a music newspaper that criticized other people for being poseurs.
34.  Schubert--Left his Symphony unfinished, but was nevertheless a complete poseur.  Actually named one of his pieces “The Trout.”
35.  Richard Strauss--Without him, Elvis would have had no introductory music.  Next to Wagner and Stravinsky, the most overrated composer of all time.
36.  Rachmaninoff--On first listen, he’s in the Top 10.  On second hearing, he starts falling like a lead zeppelin.  Would be even lower, but I stopped listening.
37.  Bruckner--Has almost nothing going for him, let someone else name his Symphony “The Romantic,” but is still able to laugh at Stravinsky.  It’s sure a strange world.
38.  Shostakovich--Ponderous posturings for little purpose.  Makes no impact whatsoever on the listener.  A disappointment.
39.  Respighi--Did wonderful things with old music of unknown composers.  Would be ranked higher if he had redone Bach.
40.  Holst--Only on the list at all to appease certain readers.  Called his epic work “The Planets,” yet left out Earth and stuck with Uranus.  More famous for “striking a pose” than Madonna.
41.  Vivaldi--Poseur in a big ugly powdered wig.  Wrote The Four Seasons, then basically issued the same music over and over again, giving it different names.
42.  Cui--Have never heard anything this guy did.  But, he was one of The Five and that gets him into this Top 50.
43.  Elgar--Even more boring than Vaughn Williams.  Did write Pomp and Circumstance, but he’ll never graduate to the Top 40.
44.  Hindemith--You can listen to this stuff, but like Schumann and Schubert, you instantly forget you did.
45.  Bizet--Wrote Carmen, which unfortunately for him is opera.  Got beat by a guy who no one has ever heard.
46.  Bartok--Actually tried to be as bad as Stravinsky but, like everything else he did in life, he failed miserably.
47.  Satie--Was ranked higher until it was learned that he was part of a group of poseurs called Les Six, who worshipped Tchaikovsky, sworn enemy of The Five.  Did write music for Blood, Sweat and Tears.
48.  Johann Strauss--The Waltz King: Wrote exclusively merry-go-round music.  A joke.
49.  Gershwin--The Johann Strauss of his era.  Whatever this music is, it isn’t Classical.
50.  Stravinsky--Listen to a jackhammer pounding away on your teeth , while the J.V. football team plays tubas, and it will still sound better than this guy.  No one was worse, EVER.
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OPM Chapter 84, Update 125
As first published online
Translator: u/Mynthence
Title Page: In order to remain solitary, instead of in solitude.
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Movements that are a perfect blend of attack and defense.
Even though it’s the same Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist the difference in degrees of completion are plainly evident.
The result is obvious.
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Fuu!!
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grab
Bwoh!?
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Ubuh!!
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Wh…what’s…with…
This flashy assault, it’s not like the damn geezer at all…
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N…not good…
My consciousness is fad…
No….I’m gonna die…
…….tsk!!!
Gwah!
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What’s with those weird movements
where did you learn them?
Like a beast
Not yet!
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If I can use the heroes that are unconscious as hostages, there’s still a chance!!
I won’t let you
Ugah
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Bang!
I’ve taken care of all the monsters that came out of the hole
All that’s left is Garou
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There’s still some monster-like reactions but
Beep beep…
For some reason I can’t ascertain the exact number and location…
Will going through that hole take us to the Monster Association’s base?
The guys from the Monster Association…were they wiped out?
They’re useless…!!!
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I thought we brought enough forces to capture Garou alive but…
Demon Cyborg…to think that he would be this strong
Silver Fang is here too. With this there’s no chance to take him away…
But if I go back empty-handed after expending all these troops, I might be the next one to be eaten by Orochi…
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Garou will just have to break through this situation with his own power…
…but it’s hopeless…
Should I start thinking about how to live after leaving the Monster Association…?
Hey brother…if it was you…
Would you still be able to stand up with his level of injuries?
…if I was 60 years younger I could try
…probably
Alright! Just a little bit more!!!
Let’s finish this before the other heroes show up, Bang!
Indeed
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Gugi…
My arms aren’t working properly anymore…
That geezer Bang, going after his former number one disciple when he’s been weakened…how vicious is he?
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Not to mention that the geezer that’s beating me up with him is Bomb, the master of the Whirlwind Iron Cutting Fist
For the leaders of the martial arts world to come at me two-on-one, do they have no shame or care for their reputations?
Even if I pretend to beg for my life to these guys, I’m sure the Demon Cyborg won’t let me go
In other words, in order to overcome this extremely critical situation, I need to kill all three of them
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That’s impossible.
Know the pain of my “number one disciple” Charanko
Garou!!
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Let’s play Hero!
Garou. You’ll play too, right?
Let’s play, let’s play.
Eh
Okay
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Introductory music
Justice Man has arrived!
Justice Man Kick
Ouch!
Hey
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That’s dangerous
What?
I feel bad for him
………………
Then you should play the part of the Monster
Justice Man Cross Chop
Woah
Why did you dodge
S, sorry Tacchan
I scratched up my hand
You’re the Monster. Why can’t you read the mood?
Hold Garou down
Okay
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Justice Man Kick!
I’ve defeated the Monster, Garou Poop Man~
What’s this, is it the thing they call a flashback?
This is a fairly private memory I’d prefer to not remember
This should be…Right…Tacchan…the popular kid in my class…
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Eh? What? Why are the boys fighting?
Did anyone call the teacher?
Garou’s going wild
Garou got mad, even though we were just playing
I can’t…stand it anymore…
What’s with him?
Tacchan
Fight me!
Huh? What are you saying?
It’s just Hero
Page 28 I don’t want to be the Monster anymore! It’s not fun! Fight me, and if I win, you have to promise that you won’t bother me anymore!
Sabuchin, Yochan, hold Garou down
That’s not fair…stop…let me go! I…
Ugh
Damnit!!
Woah, he’s snapped! Call the teacher
Tacchan, run away
Hold him down! Hold him down!
What’s going on?
Perfect timing. You guys help out too.
He got carried away because Taachan’s too nice
Gross
I heard Garou got pissed off at Taachan while they were playing Hero. (lol)
Seriously? What’s he thinking?
Poor Taachan
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Taachan would easily get carried away
Taachan was good at sports
Taachan liked bullying weak people
Taachan was popular with the girls
Taachan was a disgusting guy
Taachan was popular
I was the gloomy guy who was always alone
I didn’t have any friends
I hated popular people
Why did you go wild?
Teacher, Taachan always
I heard you got mad while playing Hero. Is that true?
They always make me be the Monster
You can’t even tell the difference between make-believe and reality!?
That’s not it. Everyone says it’s my fault because Taachan is popular…
You’re the one who went crazy! How will you take responsibility if the windows get broken!
NO!
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It’s not that I hate being the Monster.
Is it that I didn’t like Taachan being the Hero?
No that’s not it
I was sensing a crushing sense of unfairness through the Hero game. A game designed in a way that would let the popular kid who was loved by everyone to one-sidedly beat up the weak kid that no one liked.
You did something bad, so go apologize.
I’m calling your parents too
This wasn’t just bullying. The game that faithfully reproduced the children’s TV shows was accepted by the public. You’re free to play any role that you want in this game, but the role of the Hero requires the approval of all those who are playing, so naturally I never had a chance to play that part. And of course, a scenario where the Monster wins doesn’t exist to begin with, so I have to always lose.
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What’s Justice! What’s Evil! In the end, I get killed because of the majority! I can’t accept that! It’s unfair!
I can’t explain the reason very well but I’m angry!
I just want to let them know!
I want them to experience a weakling’s attack!
I want to deny the positions of good and evil!
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He’s going to fall
This is the end
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Like I’d let myself be finished off in a place like this!
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What?
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Oh!
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What’s with that power…
from that broken body!?
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Give it up Garou!
If you keep on going… You’ll really die!!!
Bang, above you!
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Woah!?
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A monster!?
So there were still some left!!!
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!
Genos!
Bang, you saw his appearance just now!
He’s a monster now! He even has companions!
It’s okay if I shoot Garou down with him, right?
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Did you hear that!!?
I’ll take Garou away from here
You can crush everyone on the ground right now!
I leave the rest to you!!
???
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Rasen Shoukyaku Hou (Spiral Incineration Cannon)
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Elder Centipede!
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What was that!?
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Disaster Level: Dragon Giant Mysterious Insect Elder Centipede
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W…what….
Is this a living being !!?
Oh no!!!
We need to protect them!
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Here we go
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So this is the source of the reaction from before…
It’s not that I couldn’t pinpoint its location…it was too big!
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To think that it could take a direct hit from the cannon and have no injuries
This is going to be a tough opponent…
That centipede is…
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What do you think you’re doing, butting in like that!
Just let Elder Centipede take care of things here
He is a great calamity that swallows up everything
I’m fascinated by that unstoppable destructive power
You’re not thorough enough Hero Hunter
Once you defeat an opponent, you need to make sure you finish them off
It seems that all those heroes lying down over there are still alive
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Well…don’t worry
Elder Centipede will end everything
!
Stop interfering!
Let me down right now!
Those are my prey!
Hey, quit struggling
Damnit! Go back!
I won’t forgive you!
Hahaha…why are you so mad.
It’s your fault for not finishing the job.
Also…it’s convenient that we can erase two S-class here.
For the Monster Association, S-class heroes are the biggest threat
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You also directly experienced it
…..
In any fight there’s something called compatibility
According to our adviser Gyoro Gyoro
Out of all the heroes there are only four who can stand up against the Elder Centipede
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The peerless one wielding the strongest psychic ability “Tornado of Terror”
The one whose hidden military strength can’t be grasped by even the Hero Association “Metal Knight”
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The strongest man on earth “King”
And…the top hero that pushed Elder Centipede to the brink of death two years ago
“Blast”
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They say that Elder Centipede decided to cooperate with the Monster Association in order to get its revenge on Blast
It’s eager to pull Blast, who doesn’t come to the forefront, back onto the battlefield.
But…Unfortunately, those two don’t have the ability to break through this current situation.
Silver Fang is without equal in regards to his strength in hand-to-hand combat, but that only applies to opponents that are of a size that can be affected by martial arts.
Demon Cyborg’s abilities are outstanding but
He shouldn’t be equipped with any weapons that can take on a giant insect beast
And his firepower can’t go beyond the capabilities of his weapons
That’s his limit
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They will definitely be destroyed
Here it comes!!!
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shine
!
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Whirl Wind
Water Stream
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Todoroki Kuuretsu Ken (Roaring Sky Splitting Fist)
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What is that move
We have a special move that takes advantage of the opponent’s openings
We’re counting on you to distract it
It broken that super hard shell into pieces…!?
This is
The pinnacle of skill
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Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet
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Oh….
Goaaaahhhh
!
Guh
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Oww…
We let down our guard
But it was effective
The shockwave is circulating throughout its body
Blow up into pieces you monster
It’s a super move that can only be pulled off once by geezers like us
I’m glad it hit
Thank you Genos
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It’s finished
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Hm?
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Seriously?
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This guy molted…!!!
And didn’t it get bigger than before!?
No way!
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We can’t beat this thing…!
If we have to protect the unconscious heroes at the same time…
What should we do!? Bang!
Even if we back off, it would probably come after us and…
It’s all residential areas outside of Forest Park…
If we leave, it’ll affect the civilians…
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Bang
I’ll fight it
I’ll hold off that centipede as long as I can so
Take the injured and escape
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Genos
Are you saying that you’ll fight that thing on your own?
I can’t agree with that…
You don’t need to push yourself. You know that you can’t win
You young ones have still have a future
Genos
Just don’t overdo it
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Is that…
Really okay?
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There’s no way
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That’s okay
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There’s no way!
Cannons don’t work on it!
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This guy
And the guy from yesterday
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And Garou
Are all part of the Monster Association
This fight
Is unavoidable
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Dual Blade Rush
That’s what it means to fight against them
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I’m participating in this fight
Grind into pieces
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If you say that’s being reckless
Crack
!
Uh…
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Genos!!!
At this rate
I…
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Won’t be able to stay in the fight
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Jet Drive Arrow
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Uooohhhh!!!
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Ugoah
He went into its mouth
Oh no…
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!
Digestive juices
I’ll completely melt you in a few seconds
You’re the one that’s going to melt
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Chou Rasen Shoukyaku Hou (Super Spiral Incineration Cannon)
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…….!!!
He did it!!
Clank
…..
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Crack crack
Crack crack
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Crack crack
Crack
grin
Again…
I…
Can’t win…
Can’t protect…
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We’re getting out of here
sizzle
Brother! Grab those guys and run!!
It’s useless
What’s wrong?
Are you disgusted that you ended up being partially responsible for slaughtering those heroes?
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That’s not it!
I’m just disappointed by this ending!!!
I…want to defeat them with my own power!
By doing so, I become the symbol of fear…!!
That’s the meaning behind the hero hunting!!!
The symbol of fear? You? Hahaha…
If you were to go back now, you would only end up getting stomped on together with the heroes.
Right now you don’t have the strength to go against Elder Centipede or the officers of the Monster Association.
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Guh…
Just…you wait…and see…
What should I do…
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What is it that I lack…!?
Are there still more guys like that?
In front of guys like that…
Am I only able to suck on my thumb while watching them…?
Bang! This isn’t good. If we keep going
We’ll exit the Forest Park!
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Also…I can’t run for very long while carrying this many people
How old do you think I am
Do or die…
Brother
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I’m going to go all out for the last time in my life
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Elder Centipede~!!!
Hey! You pest!!!!!
I’ve brought the “Blast” that you’ve been looking for!!!!!
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!?
That voice is…King!!?
Blast!?
What…!
!!!?
Look!!
Its movements have stopped
And it’s turned around
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Blast…?
Yes…that’s right! The opponent that beat you up and made you run away while peeing your pants….the hero Blast!!
If you want to fight against Blast again, come over here!
What’s wrong? Are you so scared that you can’t move!? You’re spineless!!! Hey, if you’re going to shit yourself, do it at home!
A weak little bug like you should go back underground and suck on your mom’s tits!!!
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King made it to the location in City S where Elder Centipede reappeared!!!
That’s good! King should be able to do something about this situation…
Yes…there are still several heroes in that area
And when I told him that they might become casualties from any fighting nearby
He told me “Give me any information that might provoke Elder Centipede”
He undoubtedly plans on luring the enemy to where he is and fighting it one-on-one
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When Blast severely wounded it, it escaped and ran away underground
I hope we can defeat it this time…
It was top secret information, but I relayed the information detailing the monster and Blast’s connection to him
Also, I told him that if the battle were to be prolonged or if they were to change locations, the damage to the surrounding areas would be tremendous
And what how did he respond?
Just one word: “Understood”…
Together with the reverberations of the King Engine
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Draw the enemy this way so there aren’t any more casualties…
If the enemy is wounded, finish it off before it escapes underground…
Finish it as quickly as possible…
Any attacks should be contained within a limited range…and no attacks that might knock the centipede into the residential areas…
That’s all
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…..
…tama?
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Saitama~!!!?
It’s going to hit
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Ser
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ious
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Pun
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ch
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Is that you, Genos?
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So you were here.
Just like King said
Yeah…and it looks like we came just in the nick of time
Good thing we came
Oh…?
Saitama…you look kind of refreshed
What happened?
I kind of feel like I let off a lot of steam
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I had a lot of stress built up because you kept beating me in those games
So he was still pissed off
Well…I wanted to teach you that your way of fighting with only one style of attack isn’t good…
Saitama-sensei, I wish to ask you a question
What is it?
What do you think I am lacking?
Eh
Isn’t it power?
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….!!!!
Thank you very much!
Ahhhhhhhh….That’s no good…
You probably shouldn’t use Saitama as a point of reference, Genos…
Sensei’s fights show me the path that I should take
The symbol of strength
That is what I should aim for…
I will also reach that place
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Garou…so you finally passed out
Rest well
We’ll reach Orochi soon
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yumenosakiimagines · 5 years ago
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Prompts event!
Hi hi! First of all I wanted to apologize for the lack of writing lately, work + classes+ getting the server ready are kinda draining atm but I wanted to do something to thank you all for being so kind and patient! So, for the next 48 hours, I’m going to be taking requests for these prompts! They’re are not going to be as lengthy as my usual ones but I hope they’ll at least provide some sort of entertainment while I finish those up ;-; The way of requesting is very easy! Just send me the number of the prompt you want and character and I’ll do the rest. You can add extra information if you wish as well! For example: 9 + Leo + Leo forgot your birthday yet again. Feel free to send as many as you’d like!
Side note, I didn’t come up with these prompts but I can’t seem to find the original post? Pretty sure it’s been deleted??
1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ” 36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ” 81: “ Catch me if you can! ” 82: “ I’m fine. ” 83: “ We cant go in there… ” 84: “ Give it back! ” 85: “ Well this is just great. ” 86: “ Don’t touch me. ” 87: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 88: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 89: “ I didn’t do it! ” 90: “ I did it… ” 91: “ I don’t remember that! ” 92: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 93: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 94: “ You owe me. ” 95: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 96: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 97: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 98: “ You did what?! ” 99: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 100: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 101: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 102: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 103: “ This tastes horrible. ” 104: “ This is delicious! ” 105: “ Are you mad at me? ” 106: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 107: “ I love that show too! ” 108: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 109: “ Let me help you with that. ” 110: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 111: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 112: “ What are you listening to? ” 113: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 114: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 115: “ Lets run away together. ” 116: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 117: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 118: “Give me back my phone! ” 119: “ You’re an asshole. ” 120: “ Are you cold? ” 121: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 122: “ Did you hear that? ” 123: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 124: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 125: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 126: “ Go back to bed. ” 127: “ Are you okay? ” 128: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 129: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 130: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 131: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 132: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 133: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 134: “ Put me down! ” 135: “ There’s only one bed… ” 136: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 137: “ How did I loose it? ” 138: “ I read your diary. ” 139: “ This is awkward. ” 140: “ Do you think you can teach me that?
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bakugosbitch · 5 years ago
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List of Prompts
A/N: If you say “prompts” enough times out loud, it starts to sound like an onomatopoeia.
Send me a character, one or more prompts and let’s fucking do this, son.
FLUFF:
1. “I’m not letting you sleep on the floor, get up here.”
2. “I am so unbelievably in love with you.”
3. “Hug me.”
4. “You’re special to me.”
5. “I’m going to keep you safe.”
6. “Do you trust me?”
7. “Can I kiss you right now?”
8. “You’re cute when you’re angry.”
9. “I’ve liked you for a while now.”
10. “Come cuddle me.”
11. “You’re my person.”
12. “We’d make such a cute couple.”
13. “I want to protect you.”
14. “Are you flirting with me?”
15. “Shut up and kiss me already.”
16. “Is that my shirt?”
17. “You could tell me you’re a murderer and I’d probably still love you.”
18. “You’re so beautiful.”
19. “Princess?”
20. “Stop being so cute.”
21. “Are you blushing?”
22. “This is why I fell in love with you.”
23. “That’s my girl.”
24. “You smell really nice.”
25. “I-I think I like you.” “But like why?”
26. “Would it be okay if I borrowed your sweatshirt? It smells like you…”
27. “You’re way comfier than a pillow.”
28. “Don’t be shy.”
29. “I’ll always be here for you.”
30. “I think I’m in love with you…”
31. “It’s okay, I couldn’t sleep either.”
32. “If you keep kissing my face like that I’ll have to retaliate.”
33. “I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
34. “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
35. “It was love at first sight for me.”
36. “Can I hold your hand?”
37. “You’re cute when you’re all flustered.”
38. “You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.” “That’s not a word.”
39. “Stop it! I can’t think straight when you look at me like that!”
40. “C’mon, we’re going to bed.”
41. “C’mere, I’ll keep you warm.”
42. “Don’t give me the puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?”
43. “You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
44. “Stay here tonight.”
45. “Apparently they all have a bet going that we’ll end up together.”
ANGST:
46. “When were you going to tell me?”
47. “You can’t keep doing this to yourself.”
48. “That’s…a lot of blood.”
49. “Can you walk?”
50. “Please don’t lie to me.”
51. “I though you were leaving.”
52. “I need you.”
53. “I don’t need you.”
54. “I’m not going anywhere without you.”
55. “Shh, it’s okay. It was just a dream.”
56. “There was nothing more you could have done.”
57. “It wasn’t your fault.”
58. “This is all my fault.”
59. “You’re not acting like yourself.”
60. “I’m never going to let you hurt me again.”
61. “Get out.”
62. “You made your choice!”
63. “Don’t ever do that again.”
64. “Go to hell.”
65. “Please don’t cry.”
66. “You have to stay awake.”
67. “I wish I could just take the pain away.”
68. “You could have died!”
69. “Hey – stay with me.”
70. “It’ll be over soon.”
71. “Did you ever love me?”
72. “I’m sorry. I just can’t do this anymore.”
73. “Fuck you.”
74. “You passed out.”
75. “How much have you had to drink?”
76. “It’s okay. I’m fine.”
77. “It’s not okay! You’re not fine!”
78. “Let me get you something for the pain.”
79. “It’s nothing. It’s just a bruise.”
80. “It’s clearly not nothing.”
81. “Have you been to the doctor?”
82. “I didn’t mean it.”
83. “I thought I meant something to you.”
84. “People who are okay don’t act like this.”
85. “You don’t have to go through this by yourself.”
86. “I don’t want you to be alone.”
87. “Have you been crying?”
88. “You should get some rest.”
89. “When was the last time you ate something?”
90. “I’m worried about you.”
91. “Did you have another nightmare?”
92. “[Name], there’s nobody there.”
93. “I want to be happy but I don’t think I deserve it.”
94. “Please talk to me.”
95. "You can’t just shut me out!”
96. "This isn’t going to solve your problems.”
97. “Don’t leave me.”
98. "You did this to yourself.”
99. “It breaks my heart to see you like this.”
100. “Tell me what’s wrong.”
101. “Tell me how to fix this.”
102. “Why don’t you care?”
103. “Get the fuck away from me.”
104. “Please don’t do this.”
105. “You… you lied to me?”
106. “You obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.”
107. “It feels like I’m slowly going insane.”
108. “Just… stay for the night.”
109. “You can’t die! I won’t let you!”
110. “Just hang on, okay?”
111. “Hold my hand if you need to.”
112. “I’m sorry.”
113. “Why do you have a gun?”
114. “Don’t panic.”
115. “Just breathe.”
116. “You’re bleeding.”
117. “You’ve been crying, I can tell.”
118. “You should have told me sooner.”
119. “I wanted to tell you in person.”
120. “A phone call would’ve been nice.”
121. “I hate you.”
122. “I still love you.”
SMUT:
123. “Try to stay quiet, little one. Can you do that for daddy?”
124. “Spread those legs, princess. I want to feel how wet I made you.”
125. “You can add another finger. I can take it.”
126. “Strip.”
127. “Begging already? That was fast.”
128. “Lay back and touch yourself, babygirl. Daddy wants to watch.”
129. “You want to do this right now? Even though we could get caught?”
130. “You’re so responsive today.”
131. “Do you want to continue this in the shower?”
132. “You look so beautiful tied up to my bed like this.”
133. “I want you to be rough with me.”
134. “Say my name.” “Louder.”
135. “You say you want it now, but your body seems to like it when I tease you.”
136. “Call me ‘Sir’ when we’re alone like this.”
137. “No, I’m the one that’s supposed to be making you feel good,”
138. “Don’t stop! Whatever you do, please don’t stop!”
139. “You moaning is like music to my ears.”
140. “They say blindfolds heighten your senses, maybe that’s why you’re whimpering louder than usual.”
141. “That’s it, let it all go.”
142. “Sorry, did that hurt?” “No, I’m just a little sore from last night.”
143. “I want to hear you beg for it.”
144. “I’m not wearing any panties.”
145. “I want to kiss every inch of your body before I fuck you.”
146. “Mine.”
147. “That’s my girl. You’re doing so well, princess.”
148. “Your pussy tastes so sweet.”
149. “I can’t wait until we’re alone. There are so many things I want to do to you right now.”
150. “Bite me.” “Where?”
151. “Were you just touching yourself and moaning my name?”
152. “Can’t walk, huh? Did I fuck you too hard?”
153. “You look so pretty when you cum.”
154. “You better shut that pretty little mouth of yours before I fuck it.”
155. “You know the rules, sweetheart. Bend over.”
156. “Show Daddy how you like to be touched, little one.”
157. “…f-faster”
158. “Why don’t I make that little dream of yours a reality?”
YANDERE:
159. “I did this out of love, I’m doing this out of love.”
160. “Go on. I want to hear you say it.”
161. “Pretend you never saw that. I hate seeing you look so scared.”
162. “Don’t think of this as a punishment, love. Think of this as a lesson.”
163. “Look, this is for the best. You don’t understand now, but you will.”
164. “You don’t mean that.”
165. “Just give it a little time! You’ll get used to this, I know you will.”
166. “Let me see that pretty smile.”
167. “Did you miss me? Because I really missed you.”
168. “No one else makes me feel this way! I can’t lose that!”
169. “You’re so pretty, all tied up like this.”
170. “Stop yelling! You don’t know what you’re saying!”
171. “Just forget about them, alright? I know it’s going to be hard, but you can’tthink about them anymore.”
172. “This is your mess. It’s only right that you thank me for cleaning it up.”
173. “I’m the only thing keeping you safe from a filthy, disgusting world.”
174. “This’ll make us closer, I promise. Just hold still.”
175. “You’re so cute, begging like anything could get you out of this.”
176. “You could rip my heart from my chest, and I’d still adore you.”
177. “All I want is you. All I’ve ever wanted was you.”
178. “Our love comes first. Everything else is secondary.”
179. “I don’t like violence, angel. Please don’t make me use it.”
180. “I soundproofed the walls and everything, isn’t that romantic?”
181. “You’re trying to make me jealous, stop it.”
COMICAL:
182. “All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”
183. “Quit touching me, your hands are cold!”
184. “Hey, do you wanna do me a favor?” “I do not.”
185. “You scared me!” “Well, I am naturally terrifying.”
186. “On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-” “At least twenty.”
187. “Hm. Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.” “It’s not on anyone’s.” “No, it’s on mine. Just not until next Tuesday.”
188. “Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”
189. “I thought you said you knew where we were going?” “Well obviously I lied.”
190. “If I die, I’m haunting you forever.” “But-” “FOREVER.”
191. “You’re my heater, come warm me up.”
192. “What on earth are you wearing?”
193. “Are you seriously stuck right now?” “Well don’t just stand there! Help me!”
194. “Stop being grumpy, it’s bumming me out.”
195. “Oh my god are you hitting on me?”
196. “So I uh… I locked the keys in the car.”
197. “Are you telling me that I’ve been watering a fake plant this whole time?”
198. “What’s our escape plan?” “Our what?” “Oh my god we’re all going to die.”
199. “Are you high?”
200. “Is that your cat in a onesie?” “Uh… no?”
201. “Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”
202. “You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So yeah.”
203. “Put me down!”
204. “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”
205. “Could you go and be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”
206. “Well this is awkward.”
207. “Aren’t we supposed to be working?” “Your point?”
208. “Give me attention.”
209. “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”
210. “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”
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southslates · 4 years ago
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34 and 48? 💫
34. How did you find the magical world of fanfics?
*sits in corner*. I wrote for Percy Jackson on FFN until earlier this year. Rick Riordan and Percy Jackson are what really got me into reading when I was six or seven, and they stuck with me for like . . . ten years? I wrote years of terrible fic in that fandom, but it’ll always hold a special place in my heart. When I was ten I searched up Percabeth fics because I’ve always had an open heart for Percabeth (and I think that was like . . . during the releases of the last Heroes of Olympus books?). Percabeth, Jiper, and Solangelo are my original OTPs. I still have a few Percabeth comfort fics, though most of those are relatively new. Percy Jackson doesn’t have a lot of classics like ATLA or . . . any other fandom, really. It was relatively a mess. And I never got into Magnus Chase or the Trials of Apollo -- my canon Rick-world ends with The Kane Chronicles and PJO/HOO. But they got me here so . . . it’s fine ;)
48. What is your favorite sentence that you’ve used in a fanfic?
*dies inside*. I can figure this out. There may be several:
From i made a map of your stars, Tui: 
“Master Katara started discussing the North Star and the ways of her people, and how she knows how to map using the sky. And then Prince Zuko reached out for her hand and traced the stars with her, drew constellations. They talked about the Earth Kingdom, and the Eastern Air Temple, and the North Pole . . . It took me some time to realize that they were not just mapping out the stars, but their entire lives.”
From like a force to be reckoned with: 
“The person she shares a soul with has a body that is a battleground and she hates these wars.”
From violent reflections, make yourself right at home (okay these are like paragraphs but I’m lowkey proud of them :)):
“He’s lost in it, exploding for a minute, and then utterly frightened when she pulls back, startled as she traces the edges of his scar with a sort of dreamy smile. It doesn’t feel like acceptance, not at all, but it feels like acknowledgment.
“I’m a terrible person,” he wants to say, but he won’t.
“You deserve much better,” he wants to say, but he won’t.
“Sleep well, Katara,” is all he says before he lends her his arm once again and sees her eyes close. Then he reaches out and pulls her hair between his fingers, counting out the strands, thinking about a life he could have had as he lets the numbers lull him to sleep.”
thank u for the ask!! <33
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